Ants in my kitchen
- Thread starter Wolff
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- May 9, 2001
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You obviously know jack shit about antz. Killing some of them it's not a problem, but in order to kill the colony you need to get rid of the motherfucking queen. So you have to outsmart that bitch by giving her some poison, or better yet have the antz bring the poison to the queen in case she's chilling the fuck out in my neighbours place.
But I'll sell you cake once they die. It'll be three easy installments of $19.99 + tax.
But I'll sell you cake once they die. It'll be three easy installments of $19.99 + tax.
Misanthrope
Latin, NOT Mexican.
People eats grasshoppers ( fried and with chile ) here in Mexico too. That doesnt make them any less stupid. What the fuck lets dump some cockroaches in chocolate and sell them too shall we?
Misanthrope
Latin, NOT Mexican.
Go sit on a tree or something if you need ants so badly
then dump yourself in chocolate and have your bf eat you out
lets see how that comes
then dump yourself in chocolate and have your bf eat you out
lets see how that comes
Misanthrope
Latin, NOT Mexican.
he couldnt make it. just look at his signature, at his post, at his nick, and his random stupidities and gloriously funny contradictions
the man cannot Not make me laugh each time
people like him bring me back to the forum
the man cannot Not make me laugh each time
people like him bring me back to the forum
- May 9, 2001
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Originally posted by Jannet
Wolff...of course I don't know jack shit about antz(z? ), but I'm not the one who's asking what's the best way to kill them. So I guess you don't know jack shit about antz(z?
You don't get it. I know all the theory about antz, so I will act with impunity. Once my roomate cleans all the dishes, removes his underwear from the counter, and has sprayed some chalk, I'll wake him up, tell them that the antz have been in my food and readily dismiss him for some brie, baguette and wine. Then we can decide about the cake.
Misanthrope
Latin, NOT Mexican.
Sue me if you need to do so but your chocolate suggestion and strong feelings towards grasshopper and other crap iguanas eat makes me think you were serious. Wolff on the other hand has over 1200 msgs and maye 2 of them serious
Ill advice wolff to use the now much needed [joke][/joke] tags
Edit: BRB im gonna dump the vermin of a recently roadkill near my house in chocolate and have it for dinner, if i can eat them and not die im shure there is a market for it.
Ill advice wolff to use the now much needed [joke][/joke] tags
Edit: BRB im gonna dump the vermin of a recently roadkill near my house in chocolate and have it for dinner, if i can eat them and not die im shure there is a market for it.
It doesn't matter if they're endangered species or not. What matters is that they're completely innocent. Yeah, they're in your house, but it's not like they're thinking "hey, dude, let's go terrorize this guy". They're just trying to survive. You can get rid of them without killing them. Try using some common sense. Or at least something other than think that just because you're human makes you better than everyone. If you're gonna chop off someone's head, go find a human. Leave the animals alone.
Demonspell
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"It's a question of whether that roach has a real, constructive place on this earth." - Martha Plimpton, when asked whether she would kill a cockroach 
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