Artsy shit people find brilliant...You not so much.

[lizard]

he's going to adopt an Indian pen-name, so he can nab pre-publication kudos from Salmon Rushdie

 

[Hell Mike]

farm.. animal porn.. Am I the only one who can see the commection?

 

[lizard]

does animal porn require a fluffer?

 

[Nate The Great]

What I don't get is how someone like nate ends up working on a farm. It seems to me that he was destined for greater things, like animal porn or something.

When you do understand me, let me know. Because I have a daily stuggle with it too.

I ended up on a farm, because it allows me to be my own boss, and I seem to enjoy the "creativity" behind making a business run as efficiently as possible. This isn't farm where we go milk cows and bring eggs in every morning for breakfast. Those are called hobby farms. My families farm is all about efficiency and maximum profit. Plus, I have plenty of time (usually) to do other things that interest me. But most of all, I don't have to deal with that many people on a regular basis. Being in banking and living in larger cities just wore me out mentally. I'm sure 99.9% of other humans would think I'm completely insane for hating to be around other people.

 

[Nate The Great]

does animal porn require a fluffer?

Isn't a "fluffer" another name for a female's fart?

If so, just having animals having sex is bad enough, but adding farting to the mix is just WAY beyond anything I'm interested in.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

FYI, 40 Year Old Virgin ISN'T as funny as Wedding Crashers, but there's a whole different thread about that subject.

oh believe you me, there will be a whole NEW thread once I've watched them both

 

[JayKeeley]

@Nate: I can see that, but sometimes you need distractions. What are you doing on the side? I posted a thread yesterday about my cousin -- an MBA investment banker who's just had his first fictional novel published. Are you heading for a side-career also?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Example: If someone says that "2001 : A Space Odyssey" is pretentious, then he 1000000% did not understand it. If he says the same about "Un Chien.." by Bunuel, he might be right.

I don't call "2001" pretentious, I call it boring as fucking sin.

 

[lizard]

isn't the fluffer the woman who keeps the male stars "interested" in between filming segments?

 

[Nate The Great]

@Nate: I can see that, but sometimes you need distractions. What are you doing on the side? I posted a thread yesterday about my cousin -- an MBA investment banker who's just had his first fictional novel published. Are you heading for a side-career also?

It's hard to say, but if I was it would be in fiction writing.

Or I might make a movie about mother earth and God and and all their children . . . just to prove how much artsier I am than Kill Tully.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Being in banking and living in larger cities just wore me out mentally. I'm sure 99.9% of other humans would think I'm completely insane for hating to be around other people.

haha, good on ya dude. Glad you got out of that. I for one fully agree with you that "other people" suck ass.

 

[Demilich]

Nate, I completely identify with that and understand why you do it. My girlfriend and I were actually talking about the possibility about becoming farmers some day... I hope she was serious!

 

[Nate The Great]

Nate, I completely identify with that and understand why you do it. My girlfriend and I were actually talking about the possibility about becoming farmers some day... I hope she was serious!

My family has about 16,000 acres of land that I was able to go into business on. If you guys don't have a pretty significant family farm already in the works, I don't know how you will be able to do it. I guess maybe if you have money from somewhere else to buy/rent land and equipment. There's always a possibility that somebody could do it from scratch, but it's VERY, VERY rare.

 

[Nate The Great]

Oh, I just noticed you're from Canada. It might be totally different up there.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Nate: do you have any written material? If so... let's swap some stories or somethin. And discuss them because we are artfags.

 

[Nate The Great]

Nate: do you have any written material? If so... let's swap some stories or somethin. And discuss them because we are artfags.

I haven't written much at all since college (about 5 or 6 years ago), and all that stuff I wrote makes me chuckle now days. I told Circus Rimbone I'd send him something, and I haven't gotten around to it yet.

So I'll just send you and him the same story. It's about a gay bodybuilder. How's that for an art-fag?

Oh . . . PM me your email and tell me if you want it in PDF or Microsoft Word.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Eh, I'll just tell you here...
email: harb@email.unc.edu
microsoft word would be nice


I'll send you some of my recent stuff too. Some is obviously flawed, but I'm really mostly working on accessing my true style.

 

[Nate The Great]

Eh, I'll just tell you here...
email: harb@email.unc.edu
microsoft word would be nice


I'll send you some of my recent stuff too. Some is obviously flawed, but I'm really mostly working on accessing my true style.

Send whatever you want to npearce@ultimatemetal.com.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Nate: got yours. Will read immediately.

Sent 3 of mine to you.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

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