As Promised - Ball Clap Samples

[kaomao]

Oh god Jeff that's the shit!
lol
How did you slap them anyway? against what? lol

 

[Jaymz]

His inner leg I think lol

 

[Unavailable]

Ow.

 

[MetalMiller]

Sickuke.)(.) claps anyone?

 

[SentencedToBurn]

i gotta have more ball claps baby [/walken]

 

[Erkan]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What the FUUUUUUUUUUUU- man! I can't imagine how you even got this idea to start with... and to actually proceed with it and DO IT... oh my god! I was laughing through the whole Jeffs_balls.mp3 track

 

[Petrocker]

HAHAHA I cant believe it

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! Funniest shit ever!

 

[crosstalk]

How did you get that low end thud? Balls of steal?

Listening to that drum mix has made me feel uncomfortable.

 

[SentencedToBurn]

How did you get that low end thud? Balls of steal?

Listening to that drum mix has made me feel uncomfortable.

there would be a problem if you didnt feel uncomfortable

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

This is so funny, yet strange in so many ways.



EDIT - BE CAREFUL... You might get Erectile Dysfunction if you doo this too often...

 

[KeithTidd]

holy shit. This is so fucking funny.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Thank you, sir. I'm pretty sure these would sound great blended with a kick.

 

[JeffTD]

Jeff, please describe the technique used to record these.

Did you just smack them?
Jump up and down?
Slam them up against something?
Get a girl, do her hard and sneak in the mic?
But secs?

Mine just don't sound as good. I get to much low end thud. Are these raw files or did you eq them to taste?

I set up the TLM103 about 4-5 inches from my danglybangers and used the "fling leg out hard/fast" method to let my balls slap against my inner theigh. I only used my right leg - sorry I didn't switch it up!

Totally raw, just cut/faded to reduce the muffled swinging after the transient!

 

[lolzgreg]

I think you could use these to augment a kick samples "smack" XD

 

[AudioGeekZine]

since you guys don't know what's going on, here's the thread that inspired this: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/andy-sneap/517045-record-naked-really.html

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

oh man haha part 2 of the epic ballclap thread...i see this going on for a while...its freakin hilarious though...do some quadtracked ballclaps!

 

[iamandy]

did the guy use the same mic that you used to sample your balls, aswell?

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

did the guy use the same mic that you used to sample your balls, aswell?

good point...and if so...does he know what u did to that mic before he put his mouth near it lol

i can see it now

Client- "hey man idk how its happening but i keep gettin these little hairs stuck in my mouth everytime i breath in"

AE- "Really? i have no idea what that could be from..."

 

[JeffTD]

Haha yeah, he did... thank god the mic never touched my cock or his mouth .