As Promised - Ball Clap Samples

[Sixstringmayhem]

Okay. Really, I know it ain't METAL.

But usually in PRON movies the music ISN'T metal (or so I've heard! )

HERE YA GO:

http://nowallsmusic.com/mp3s/Other/Happy Slappin.mp3

Chars n Blessings from the Canuck BEYOND!

It's pretty disturbing that i've had this song stuck in my head for three days...
Just today i was in class tappin my foot, singin
"uhhhappy slappinnn ballsssss"
over and overrrr in my head.
its so god damn catchyyy
makee it stopppp!!!!

 

[Ensi]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1064562/DERP2/tehbr00tz_special_ballslap_edition.mp3

 

[Hez]

So glad that somebody bumped this thread, laughed so hard all the way through! I'm definitely using them for a click track.

 

[corybrunnemann]

I set up the TLM103 about 4-5 inches from my danglybangers and used the "fling leg out hard/fast" method to let my balls slap against my inner theigh. I only used my right leg - sorry I didn't switch it up!

Totally raw, just cut/faded to reduce the muffled swinging after the transient!

+1 for the use of the word "danglybangers"

 

[corybrunnemann]

Can you post the DI so I can reamp them through my balls?

also THIS

 

[Empathy]

Best metronome samples ever.

 

[FarBeyondMetal]

I just used these for metronome samples as suggested and as stated in this thread they work scarily well. Pretty sure I am going to have to change it at some point in time just because I am going to think about balls slapping leg every time I turn the metronome on, but I'm gonna keep it for now :danceboy:

UPDATE: I'm having a hell of a time practicing guitar right now because every time I get into the groove I think of the fact that I am listening to ball claps over and over again and bust out laughing. AHHHH it's killing me this has to be the funniest thread/creation EVAR!!!

 

[plague_rider]

Greatest thread to revive...

 

[Kita]

No rim shots?

 

[corybrunnemann]

No rim shots?

uke:

 

[Ididitwithawiffleballbat]

Someone needs to use these in a pornogrind song. Quick go! Do it!

 

[JeffTD]

And Clark Kent says I don't contribute to the forum.

 

[AudioGeekZine]

A punk band sent me a massive fucking mess of session files.

They got ball clap samples triggered on kick in return. Honestly I think the mix was better for it.

 

[Ericlingus]

did it hurt at all? Seems like it would. I'll try and layer these with my slate samples.

 

[DanLights]

A punk band sent me a massive fucking mess of session files.

They got ball clap samples triggered on kick in return. Honestly I think the mix was better for it.

Clips NAO!!

 

[guitarguru777]

HAHAHA I just loaded these up in pro tools for a session the other day. Drummer wanted something "thuddy" with less tick on top ... hahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nezvers]

As an omage to this amazing forum I included these in kick layer for my bands album. It wouldn't be the same without them.