As Promised - Ball Clap Samples

[bogness]

I can't help but grasp my own balls while I listen to the testicular destruction. It's like watching another guy take a kick to the nads. You feel his pain out of empathy, then proceed to clasp your own out of a false sense of security uke:

No amount of ball clapping is safe for any man

 

[Chryst Krispies]

That cover is fuuukkkkiiiinnnnn sweeeeet.

 

[neverpurify]

holy shit this is an instant classic

 

[DanLights]

I'm just stoked that I can go to sleep tonight knowing that my balls were indeed a hit in German clubs after all!

You should apply for a guiness record or something hahahahaha awesome

 

[muckypup1]

You should apply for a guiness record or something hahahahaha awesome

Hahaha yeah, you deserve an award for these samples I'm going to use them, grind core with ball slap samples lol

 

[Line666]

http://www.faderhead.com/blogs/mp3/faderhead_sexyback.mp3

I was just listening to this track and my mum came into my room to start talking to me about something, and well...

My mum started dancing to Jeffs balls.

 

[Erik Monsonis]

I was just listening to this track and my mum came into my room to start talking to me about something, and well...

My mum started dancing to Jeffs balls.

 

[smy1]

Jeff's Balls are responsible for the groove in that track!

 

[rispsira]

Jeff man no disrespect intended.
I hope you take this as constructive criticism..

Anyway, i didnt like the sample much, try not to cup your balls next time.

 

[guitarplaya18]

haha, I am going to try and throw these in to some mixes

 

[Virgil.]

this is awesome

 

[P-E]

A girl I met at a festival in Canada tweeted yesterday that she's thinks I'd be perfectly suited to do a coverversion of "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake and since I wanted to do that cover for a long time, I hopped into the studio and did it in 3-4 hours.

Of course that was the perfect opportunity to use the ball clap samples, so check out:

http://www.faderhead.com/blogs/mp3/faderhead_sexyback.mp3

All the clappy percussion in the back are 3 different ball clap samples sent through a bitcrusher.

The song has been downloaded over 1000 times since yesterday and all the people aren't aware of the fact that there is constant testicular noise going on. I even got a number of scene DJs writing in that they'll spin this at their club this weekend.

You win at life.

 

[Fifth_Horseman]

Sami, that's awesome. You are a visionary!

BTW, Keep of Kalessin apparently used ball clap samples as kick drums on their latest album, Reptilian: :zombie:


Seriously, I can't listen to this album and NOT think of Jeff's balls.
And it makes me feel just as uncomfortable as the original ball clap samples... now there's an album I can never listen to because of the production.

 

[Rex Rocker]

^LMFAO!

It really does sound like Jeff's Balls!

 

[pipaguapique]

Sami, that's awesome. You are a visionary!

BTW, Keep of Kalessin apparently used ball clap samples as kick drums on their latest album, Reptilian: :zombie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvQnP2mzIgc

Seriously, I can't listen to this album and NOT think of Jeff's balls.
And it makes me feel just as uncomfortable as the original ball clap samples... now there's an album I can never listen to because of the production.

dang!! those ball claps are going fast there!!!

 

[HANIAK]

This thread is hilarious!!! ahahaha

 

[Brandon E.]

Sami, that's awesome. You are a visionary!

BTW, Keep of Kalessin apparently used ball clap samples as kick drums on their latest album, Reptilian: :zombie:

oh my god i completely lost it at 1:22

 

[FloridaRolf]

oh my god i completely lost it at 1:22

Sounds like super fap mode engaged

 

[abt]

I hate to sound like a purist, but I still prefer to record all my ball tracks live and in one take. Sometimes I quantize the balls to make them tighter if I have to, or if the player is not that good, but it's better to do it live if you can. It's a real shame, so many youngsters releasing albums with sampled balls, it doesn't seem like anyone can play their balls any more.

 

[JayB]

haha that Timberlake cover with Jeff's balls was pure win