As Promised - Ball Clap Samples

[Limak]

I didn't like kick on AJFA album so wanted to hear how would the album sound like with more balls on the kick, 100% replaced kick(used BallClap-05.wav sample) , used only eq and compression(honest!):
http://www.speedyshare.com/115721868.html

 

[Jaymz]

I didn't like kick on AJFA album so wanted to hear how would the album sound like with more balls on the kick, 100% replaced kick(used BallClap-05.wav sample) , used only eq and compression(honest!):
http://www.speedyshare.com/115721868.html

LOL

 

[Black neon bob]

Posting in what could possibly be the most hilarious thread on this board!

 

[26]

http://www.speedyshare.com/115721868.html

double ba(ll)ss drum, damn

 

[DanLights]

HOLY



FUCKING



SHIT



Jeff is the king of Ultimate metal. I am loling to all eternity here

 

[beyond dead]

I personally find it partially homosexual to download a recording of another individuals balls slapping against his legs. like if your girlfriend was on your computer and was like "what is this" as she listens to the clip. then you are left to embarrassingly answer: "Its this guy I know onlines nuts slapping against his leg" unfortunately, you are not getting laid tonight my friend.

but this thread does make me lol

 

[JBroll]

Does this mean I should sanitize the Saffire unit I just bought?

Jeff

 

[JeffTD]

Does this mean I should sanitize the Saffire unit I just bought?

Jeff

Hahahaha no I just did my amputee fetish video voiceovers with the Saffire, nothing weird like ball claps.

 

[JeffTD]

I personally find it partially homosexual to download a recording of another individuals balls slapping against his legs. like if your girlfriend was on your computer and was like "what is this" as she listens to the clip. then you are left to embarrassingly answer: "Its this guy I know onlines nuts slapping against his leg" unfortunately, you are not getting laid tonight my friend.

but this thread does make me lol

I personally find you homosexual for not wanting to use these in a shitty bands demo!

 

[Toni S.]

Amazing.

 

[ulverine]

will be putting these claps to use in my electronic project

 

[Yhanthlei]

I didn't like kick on AJFA album so wanted to hear how would the album sound like with more balls on the kick, 100% replaced kick(used BallClap-05.wav sample) , used only eq and compression(honest!):
http://www.speedyshare.com/115721868.html

This is so awesome

At the doublebass part i couldn't help but imagine some guy furiously shaking
his balls to make those sounds.

I didn't like it at all

 

[20Mg]

u shit me not

 

[DanLights]

I personally find it partially homosexual to download a recording of another individuals balls slapping against his legs. like if your girlfriend was on your computer and was like "what is this" as she listens to the clip. then you are left to embarrassingly answer: "Its this guy I know onlines nuts slapping against his leg" unfortunately, you are not getting laid tonight my friend.

but this thread does make me lol

My girlfriend lol'd with this. And I did get laid anyway, she happens to have what we americans call "sense of humor"

 

[Mavaan]

My girlfriend lol'd with this. And I did get laid anyway, she happens to have what we americans call "sense of humor"

Liar!Just ajoke.LOLThis is fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JeffTD]

Bumping this for the lulz, my roomate didn't believe me when I told him. Anyone actually used these? I really, really want to make a kick drum using this for the top end or something.

 

[JBroll]

Since they are about 30% of what is currently terrifying me in music, I can't say that I have.

(That said, the Bodygroomer has been fantastic, and I believe that it was a combination of scotch and your recommendation that made it seem like a good idea, so thanks for that one.)

Jeff

 

[HandsOfDespair]

Bumping this for the lulz, my roomate didn't believe me when I told him. Anyone actually used these? I really, really want to make a kick drum using this for the top end or something.

I used them but not in a musical context, I used them for a school project, here's the ending with your balls:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/317666/timothy-final-end-mp3.mp3

 

[JeffTD]

"What the fuck kind of school does that kid go to? I would've failed him for sure."

-My roomate

 

[poidaobi]

Can you post the DI so I can reamp them through my balls?