Goreripper said:
There are also anti-Islamic black metal bands emerging from places like Iran; in any case I wasn't referring to the radical or fundamentalist "wrath of God" type Christians, but your regular Jesus-freak Christians with their "God loves you all" mantras.
Yeah, there are actually some Jesus-Freak Black Metal bands out there. Mainly hiding in the Bible Belts of America.
As you said before, Gore, some Christians like the instrumentations and general "noise" that Black Metal provides, but can align themselves with their general anti-God/Anti-Christian/Pro-Pagan/Pro-Satan message. So they transform the genre into a completely pussified version, which they generally dub "Light/White Metal" (fucking wankers!).
Mortification pretty much did the same thing when they figured they could make a packet more playing hard stuff for retarded Christian Country Kiddies than your average metal-punter and started playing "Life Metal" instead of Death Metal! They also, at one point, claimed to have started the whole "White/Light Metal" approach to things.
But it is actually funny how big those Christian White and Life Metal bands think they are, just because they get a bunch of kiddies at their massively organised Church gigs and Festivals.
I's had a mate who was doing security/promotional work over in the US a few years ago and he was left in charge of recruiting metal bands for a minor festival on the West Coast. But one of the bands who signed up were a huge Jesus-Freak band (who's name I's don't bother to remember) who turned up to play in all their "Jesus Loves Me" gear and my mate asked "
what the hell they thought they were doing?". When the lead singer replied: "
We're going to show the love of Christ to all these people and let them know that they don't have to waste their lives on the empty promises of Satan!" and other really hardcore Jebus propoganda. So my's mate just looks at them and says: "
If you step out onto that stage, you're in for a world of pain!", to which the lead singer replies: "
Are you threatening us?! Because we won't let the likes of you stand in the Way of Our Lord!". At this point, my's mate claimly takes the lead singer aside and show him, through a gap in the stage curtain, over 400 rapid teeanage metal fans, plus at least 100 Old School metallers, all dressed in their most metal attire and ready to destroy the place out of sheer frenzy! Then my's mate says: "
I won't have to. These cunts will do it for me!".
It was at this point that the Jesus-Freaks decided to collect a fifth of their promised fee (which wasn't much anyway) and fuck off before any else, including the other bands, decided to sacrifice them to their Gods!
I's always laugh when I's think of that Tale.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack