Bands with suipid lyrics

I get sick of bands like Dimmu Borgir sometimes(especially with their most recent releases) because I'm tired of bands preaching to me about how much christ sucks balls, and how "evil" relgion is and such. At the same time claiming Misanthropia. It's ironic..the one thing that might kill humanity would be religion...so I wish they would stop writing lyrics trying to enlighten people..or "free" them....I would write lyrics focused on the death of the human race rather then saving us all from religion....thats why I think those early black metal bands were awsome(early bathory, venom, Immortal, Mayhem with their pure fucking armegeddon) sure the lyrics were sometimes cheesy but atleast if was fukkn evil.
 
um... early Mayhem?

pure fucking armageddon

Violent torture,
Death has arrived,
Armageddon,
Terror and fright,
Bleeding corpses,
Rotting decay

Anarchy,
Violent torture,
Antichrist,
Lucifer,
Son of satan
Pure Fucking Armageddon

Pure Fucking Armageddon!

I don't see what's evil there. It's not even cheesy, it's stupid dropping of "bad" words. Now I'm really scared by the evil there.
 
OK, sure I wouldn't say those lyrics are "deep" or anything but I rather listen to them then another song about how bad Jesus christ is, that was all I was saying. I like that katatonia don't focus on these things and more the darkness of life which is just a plus of the band. Actually I liked more the mayhem lyrics written from De mysterriis Dom sathanas anyway...
 
I like Talking Heads... but lots and lots of their lyrics are quite stupid.... unless they are actually very deep and I am too intellectually devoid to understand them...
 
Some My Dying Bride lyrics are really stupid :p

i love you
you love me
i kiss you
you kiss me
come
go
sit

etc ..

ofcourse i am exaggerating but you got the point :p
 
anal cunt.

pure awesome.

HA yes....Anal cunt is hilarious , who else writes lyrics like "recycling is gay"

katatonia....got nothing on these deep intelligent lyrics :worship:

"Recycling Is Gay"

YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY
I'LL NEVER RECYCLE
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY

MY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLED
WITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASS
IF YOU TELL ME TO RECYCLE
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
 
I hate to say it because I love the band, but the some of the lyrics from the latest My Dying Bride are awfully cheeeeeesy:

What if love's intolerable pain
never leaves us?
Do we dash our bleeding
hearts on the rocks of
loneliness?

That's not very good!
 
I hate to say it because I love the band, but the some of the lyrics from the latest My Dying Bride are awfully cheeeeeesy:

What if love's intolerable pain
never leaves us?
Do we dash our bleeding
hearts on the rocks of
loneliness?

That's not very good!

yeah i love the band too but i agree... it just sounds kinda silly
 
Well sooner or later everything's been saif about mdb's usual topics :D


Yeah, it has been said, but what really gets me is how stunning and obscure the lyrics were on Turn loose the Swans, and how un-obscure and lovey dovey they are on the newest album. The lyrics on the first 2 albums are some of the best I've ever read.
 
Yeah, it has been said, but what really gets me is how stunning and obscure the lyrics were on Turn loose the Swans, and how un-obscure and lovey dovey they are on the newest album. The lyrics on the first 2 albums are some of the best I've ever read.

I agree totally....infact most of the lyrics on the new my dying bride album seem trite and less ambiguous then their early recrods...it can't even compare with turn loose the swans or their others.
 
I hate to say it because I love the band, but the some of the lyrics from the latest My Dying Bride are awfully cheeeeeesy:

What if love's intolerable pain
never leaves us?
Do we dash our bleeding
hearts on the rocks of
loneliness?

That's not very good!

I'll disagree. It's no where near the cheesiness of powermetal bands. In fact, I think Aaron Stainthorpe writes very good lyrics. Look at songs like Catherine Blake. Actually, the Love's Intolerable Pain lyrics are very well written, too.
 
I'll disagree. It's no where near the cheesiness of powermetal bands. In fact, I think Aaron Stainthorpe writes very good lyrics. Look at songs like Catherine Blake. Actually, the Love's Intolerable Pain lyrics are very well written, too.

I find the lyrics to Thy Raven Wings to be quite amazing, but that middle section of Love's Intolerable Pain kills me, I just don't like it. Some of the verses in the song are well written however. Aaron certainly improved his technical ability to sing, his vibrato and knack for staying in tune has improved greatly and sounds great on A Line.... I will certainly agree that some Power Metal bands have just awful lyrics though, good lord have I heard some CRAP! :lol: