Bands with suipid lyrics

Haha, yeah. Any DragonForce or Rhapsody just slays me haha.

Ah, Dragonforce...absolutely amazing musicians, yet some of the cheesiest lyrics (and music) I have ever heard. And Manowar.......my friend just bought some old LP's by them and I kinda like it, but it's pretty damn cheesy as well. For some reason it really made me want to get a beer though!:)
 
Since i'm listening to slayer right now...And Slayer being one of the first bands that really got me into dark kinds of music and owning almost all their albums....I still think the lyrics to some of the songs are just ridiculous. In terms of lyrical content And I read somewhere that Tom Araya(the vocalist) was actually christian...tho he didnt write most of the lyrics, it's still kinda weird knowing this and still listening to him sing on some of the songs knowing that....but in the end slayer's music rules above all else so....
 
Manowar here also.All of it. But it's not that i like them in any way, they just suck :D.