Phylactery
Active Member
There are many reasons why festivals are cunts, here are some of the major cunt fumes:
1) The band list is so large that you don't really like most of the bands you pay for anyway, or you're too drunk or tired to enjoy all of those you want to.
2) There are people everywhere and they steal your shit.
3) It's expensive as fuck.
4) The toilet game is ridiculous. Portable toilets have shit everywhere.
5) It's usually in some shithole so you have to sleep in a tent or something, where some drugged cunt steals your shit.
etc.
Long story short festivals are a game for drugged youngters, not me.
I agree with all of these points, although I never had anything stolen thankfully. The point about the toilets is probably the single worst thing as well, portable toilets are just fucking disgusting.
Another issue at Download was the constant smell of weed, but this might be a positive for some people.