Beer, Slayer & Bus -- The August Adventure Thread

[NAD]

hahaha that video ruled.

Hey is this the "type anything you want" thread? Because last night I found out the only widow I've ever dated is getting married again. [/real important stuff]

 

[dorian gray]

thats kinda wierd. what was that like?
i dated a married chick for three months [/evilbastard]

 

[NAD]

i dated a married chick for three months [/evilbastard]

When she told me she was a widow, I wasn't sure what to say. First I thought she was joking but held back a laugh and said "ummm, are you serious? I won't ask you what happened but feel free to share." Her hubby died in a boating accident, sucks.

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ you holding back a laugh

heh i had to go to court during that uhhhhhhhh relationship.
what a fucking loser situation. not recommended.

 

[NAD]

Well, she was an EXTREMELY sarcastic broad who liked to make up stories like that just to joke around. So my first reaction was "haw haw! that's funny!" Glad I asked first, she probably wouldn't have given me skull after that if I played my cards wrong.

 

[dorian gray]

good play my man

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

NAD, will you be my gay boyfriend?

:O

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Come on, you'd fuck NAD. No question about it.

 

[NAD]

I wonder how many ex-girlfriends of mine stumbling upon this forum would think "I knew he was a fruit."

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Of course i'd fuck NAD.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That is good.
















so would I.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ROFL

 

[lurch70]

i don't know how i found it ... but that dude looks kinda like NAD too

 

[NAD]

hahahaha *shaves every hair on head*

 

[dorian gray]

haha "tapas"

 

[snow2fall]

Btw Lurch, sent off your package today. The guy behind the counter at the post office looked like you...

 

[lurch70]

its all karma baby ... thanks for that ... cannot wait !!!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm probably gonna fuck off from school in an hour or so. Gotta go pick up some things for your package and another package... and mebbe something for Maximum Fucking Johnson

 

[lurch70]

you fucking rule papi!!!