Best of each genre

Heavy/Traditional: Iron Maiden
Thrash: Overkill and old Sepultura
Power: Helloween
Speed: Cacophony
Death: Obituary and Bolt Thrower
Glam: old Pantera
Metalcore: Unearth (most of you hate this genre, and will probably flame me, but I don't care)
 
hmm
black: Graveland
heavy: Pagan Altar or Manilla Road if they count
doom: Cathedral
death: Carcass
thrash: Sodom
 
of the genres I listen to...

Death: Hypocrisy
Black: Borknagar, Emperor
Thrash: Slayer
Avantgarde: Arcturus
Industrial: Rammstein
Progressive: Opeth
 
Blue_Jay said:
lol why did you include hardcore in there? Not really what metalheads like.

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:rolleyes:
 
Montu Sekhmet said:
eh? Black Sabbath were not satanic.

But you've gotta agree that Iron Maiden are Grim Black Metal. And that Cannibal Corpse are Symphonic Black Metal.

Grim black metal: Iron Maiden
Kvlt black metal: Morbid Angel
Necro black metal: Slayer
Satanic Black Metal: Black Sabbath
Symphonic black metal: Cannibal Corpse

:erk::rolleyes:
 
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:
Please tell me that you're not the only perceptive one on the whole fucking forum?!?!?!?!?! *hangs self from gallows spaghetti western style*

Hey I got it. I was being sarcasic. I tend to do that...
 
Thrash - Sepultura
Doom - My Dying Bride, Old Katatonia
Folk - Agalloch
Black - Emperor
Death - Bloodbath
Prog - Nevermore
Power - Symphony X
 
Trust me on this one, putting Opeth into a genre is impossible. I've sparred with Dodens on this issue and we have reached no conclusion.
 
Shut up about Opeth. I should lock this just because it's been done about 500 times and it's pointless, but I won't considering someone will whine. I will however delete stupid posts that are obviously jokes or retarded or just trolling.

DeathsSweetEmbrace said:
Grim black metal: Iron Maiden
Kvlt black metal: Morbid Angel
Necro black metal: Slayer
Satanic Black Metal: Black Sabbath
Symphonic black metal: Cannibal Corpse

OK right now I pretty much fucking hate you because you made a big topic about how the discussion on this forum is horrible or something to that effect...and now you post this?
 
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For me:
Heavy: Motorhead
Power: Demons and Wizards
Doom: Pentagram / Cathedral
Sludge: Crowbar
Thrash: Slayer
Speed: Megadeth (genre nazis fuck off)
Death: Carcass
Black: Immortal
 
V.V.V.V.V. said:
OK right now I pretty much fucking hate you because you made a big topic about how the discussion on this forum is horrible or something to that effect...and now you post this?

I said it was dull. I was making no complaints about people being juvenile and stupid, which I flat out admitted to being guilty of in said thread. If you don't like my jokes, I won't fault you on that (because a great deal of my jokes suck ass), but to hate someone for making a wise crack? Fucking chill out...