I hate going up the escalator each morning with some chick in front of me wearing suit pants, and you can see her goddamn big fat pantylines through the pants/trousers. Get a thong already.
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Dude seriously, FUCK pantylines. There's this chick at work with a total rockin' ass right, I've thought impure thoughts while doing the morning jerk many a time to the very notion that her ass was near my beefstick before heading into work late right, well she never EVER has anything but grammaw panties on that are blatantly obvious with her tight pants and skirts. What a bunch of crap.
It's the equivalent of having bad breath or arm pit toxic stench. How they either don't figure it out, or someone else doesn't tell them is beyond me.
It's even more odd when the chick is obviously good looking, does her hair up, wears nice shoes, decent clothes....and then puts on these big y-front diaper looking panties.
I think women get shot in France for doing this.
Male equivalent -- WHITE SOCKS with black shoes, going into work. Hahaha...... *wipes tear* I think I've seen people get beaten up for wearing white socks with their suit.
It's even more odd when the chick is obviously good looking, does her hair up, wears nice shoes, decent clothes....and then puts on these big y-front diaper looking panties.
I think women get shot in France for doing this.
Male equivalent -- WHITE SOCKS with black shoes, going into work. Hahaha...... *wipes tear* I think I've seen people get beaten up for wearing white socks with their suit.
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*moves to France*
It's true though. I mean okay, I'm hardly a fashion icon right, but there are two things that I do NOT wear: tighty whities & white socks. There's just no way! I mean I even took it a step further by tossing all my white wifebeaters in favoUr of the colored variety.
It's true though. I mean okay, I'm hardly a fashion icon right, but there are two things that I do NOT wear: tighty whities & white socks. There's just no way! I mean I even took it a step further by tossing all my white wifebeaters in favoUr of the colored variety.
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
Or black tube socks with anything other than a black shoe. This is something I noticed at ProgPower all too often. Then again, ProgPower is a fashion nightmare.JayKeeley said:Male equivalent -- WHITE SOCKS with black shoes, going into work. Hahaha...... *wipes tear* I think I've seen people get beaten up for wearing white socks with their suit.
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General Zod
Ruler of Australia
General Zod said:
Heh, Paula and I lol'd at everyone all the time. It really shouldn't be this difficult dressing for a metal gig.
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It's about the only thing I could muster on a ridiculously hungover morning on a work day like I used to have on a regular basis. I don't miss those days.General Zod said:
Thanatopsis123
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I couldn't decide where I wanted to go with a reply to this thread. These were my ideas:
1) Stop being such fashionistas.
2) L. Ron Hubbard says the fashion world's goal is to make us all gay.
3) Morning masturbation ruins my whole day.
4) Once I was behind some incredibly hot chick on some stairs and she had a really short skirt on which I could see right up. I then had to walk all the way to class with a clearly visible semi.
1) Stop being such fashionistas.
2) L. Ron Hubbard says the fashion world's goal is to make us all gay.
3) Morning masturbation ruins my whole day.
4) Once I was behind some incredibly hot chick on some stairs and she had a really short skirt on which I could see right up. I then had to walk all the way to class with a clearly visible semi.
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
No, it really shouldn't.JayKeeley said:Heh, Paula and I lol'd at everyone all the time. It really shouldn't be this difficult dressing for a metal gig.
Zod
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
I can count the number of times on one hand (pun intended) I've taken care of business before lunch.Thanatopsis123 said:
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Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
JayKeeley said:
I don't know why but the way this word follows your panty line rant just made me
all over the place.It's like this really funny observation followed by a 180 attempt to get serious about it.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
General Zod said:
LOL. This is true as I attempted to pull off this fashion faux pas just several weeks ago. I had black gym shorts, a black shirt, a black hat, black socks, and white crusty shoes. Guess which part stood out?!?! I was at the local gym at the time, so it wasn't too inappropriate as its not a place for display anyhow, yet I appeared foolish while crossing the street to and fro.
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
General Zod said:
Really? There aren't enough hands in the northern hemisphere for me to count on
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
LOL. What can I say, I'm an after dinner man.MadeInNewJersey said:Really? There aren't enough hands in the northern hemisphere for me to count on
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MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
Your all gonna' be on the News for, 'Internet Sexual Harrasment: A Problem for a New Generation?'
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Ruler of Australia
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Panty lines fail. Everyone at my work wears scrubs so it's not like I have a chance to witness the panty line but the wife taught me years ago you have to wear a thong with certain pants.
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
LOL - From Married With Children:
Random Girl - Oh Bud, it's like you really know your own body. Ooooh your hands are soooo strong, esprecially the right one. Do you work out?
Bud - Well.....kind of.
Random Girl - Oh Bud, it's like you really know your own body. Ooooh your hands are soooo strong, esprecially the right one. Do you work out?
Bud - Well.....kind of.
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