Chicks on escalators

[dorian gray]

Quite a nerve-wracking experience as I remember - you had to have the volume turned down low and one hand on the remote ready to stop and expel the tape, change the channel, turn off the tv and look innocent at the slightest hint that one of the olds might be coming downstairs for a piss or whatever.

hahahaha I remember those days

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Guthrum]

Hmm, there seems to be something wrong with that picture. I don't see any bare titties.

 

[General Zod]

IIRC, the first time I jerked off successfully was to the sex scene in thr first Terminator film.

LOL. Linda wasn't my first, but that scene from "Terminator" was in the rotation for a little while.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

For me, The Playboy Channel on squiggly lines if I remember correctly, LOL. The sound was always crystal clear and when I heard two chicks going at it for the first time, well, that was all I could stand.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

One time when Monday Night Raw was supposed to be the porno channel was on instead CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR PORNO for at least 20 minutes. It was the greatest thing evar. This was years ago.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

One time I think my family's cable provider fucked up. I was flipping through the channels mid-day and came to some channel right in the middle (not one of the higher channels where the porn usually is) like channel 45 or something, and BAM - hardcore fucking clear as a bell. This was years ago in our living room with the whole family in there. I just casually kept flipping through. Nobody said a thing.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

One time I think my family's cable provider fucked up. I was flipping through the channels mid-day and came to some channel right in the middle (not one of the higher channels where the porn usually is) like channel 45 or something, and BAM - hardcore fucking clear as a bell. This was years ago in our living room with the whole family in there. I just casually kept flipping through. Nobody said a thing.

bwahahahaha :guthrum:

 

[dill_the_devil]

One time I think my family's cable provider fucked up. I was flipping through the channels mid-day and came to some channel right in the middle (not one of the higher channels where the porn usually is) like channel 45 or something, and BAM - hardcore fucking clear as a bell. This was years ago in our living room with the whole family in there. I just casually kept flipping through. Nobody said a thing.

Five motherfucking stars.

 

[JayKeeley]

There was a receptionist at this place I was working at in Cleveland. She was a temp and very hot. Anyway, she ALWAYS wore a thong, or at least that's what I like to imagine. We could always see her from a distance but she couldn't see us -- anyway, one day, I suppose her thong was slipping so she reached around to her back, grabbed the thong, and pulled it up. All with one hand.

It's really quite an extraordinary sight to see something like that. One one hand, it's thong sexy, but on the other, it's like, "huh, I suppose wearing a thong is a bit like giving yourself a wedgy".

 

[dill_the_devil]

I love how there are now two threads where I talk about my masturbatory habits on the front page. I wonder how many others there are?

 

[NAD]

This thread is EPIC.

I'm pretty sure the broad I talked about earlier now in fact wears thongs. Reason being is that I still stare at her ass 6 times a day but can't remember the last time I saw a dirty pantyline.

 

[Demilich]

this thread is one of the first i'd go to if someone asked me to explain the essence of RC

 

[JayKeeley]

I'm pretty sure the broad I talked about earlier now in fact wears thongs. Reason being is that I still stare at her ass 6 times a day but can't remember the last time I saw a dirty pantyline.

It's funny how we become so forgiving when it's a hot chick wearing a thong, as opposed to some fugly chick wearing the same underwear, as if a good looking chick has a cleaner butt than the ugly one or something. I mean, that's essentially what's going on with a thong -- it's a chick flossing her ass crack. I'm not sure how some lipstick reduces the likelihood of finding teggits.

 

[NAD]

haha true. It's the lack of caring on a bad butt really.

Anyhow, this should probably be Sticked.

 

[EricT]

This thread is most excellent.

Though, an interesting twist to some others stories... I'd come upstairs late at night and see my old man wanking to some porn on the cable. The first time it was weird and I went back to my room, but as I progressed through life I would just go do whatever I needed to while he was waxing the turtle.

That said, I've never had a problem with "oh noes what if a parent sees me choking the chicken with hardcore porn on the tube", considering the fucked up family I come from.

And panty lines... Fuck em. I'll make it iron law one day that all hot chicks must wear thongs for my imaginations sake.

 

[Demilich]

I never even noticed a problem with panty lines before!

Have I not been paying enough attention?

 

[NAD]

I'm afraid so. The Terrorists© have won!

 

[Belligerent]

These type of threads keep me WAY occupied at work, just thought id add...and as far as hot snatch at my workplace=Zero.
Just an oompaloompa looking blonde who has a F.U.P.A.

FYI
fupa-fat upper pussy area OR
grandma pouch-(for the older taste)

 

[JayKeeley]

Though, an interesting twist to some others stories... I'd come upstairs late at night and see my old man wanking to some porn on the cable. The first time it was weird and I went back to my room, but as I progressed through life I would just go do whatever I needed to while he was waxing the turtle.

Was it at this point when your dad would hand you a pack of smokes?