Christian Metal

[PanzerKunt]

He was a script dude for T1 the game and produced/directed T1, T2 and True Lies. Yea

True Lies slays! Fuck those muslim cunts.

 

[Susperia]

Titanic

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

He was a script dude for T1 the game and produced/directed T1, T2 and True Lies. Yea

True Lies slays! Fuck those muslim cunts.

Damn straight, but you forgot Aliens which is prehaps his best

 

[PanzerKunt]

Yes but it doesn't involve Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[sumairetsu]

Singing about God is so boring ;/
Loving God is so boring.


But Satan is overrated :\

So what's there left?

Shinto Buddhist Metal? Hindi Metal? I'm sure there's all manners of religious backgrounds and theologies to use as a marketing point, and that's what virtually all of the Christian Metal bands are using it for, just like the so-called "Satanic" bands. I've often found that most of both camps usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Catholics come out of the closet because we're going to bring doom all over this entire fucking planet.

Actually, that is the job of the fundamentalist religious extremists, be it Osama bin Laden, the Ayatollah and the mullahs (that sounds like a band name), Mahmoud Amadinajad, George W. Bush or any of their ilk.

The Bible is a good read.

And, from what my pot smoking buddies say, it makes great rolling papers.

Seriously though, someone GIVING you a bible is a bit of a slap in the face, because it's such a blatant & idiotic "convert the evil satanic heavy rocker" attempt

Actually, I had some woman in a quivering voice and shaking body come up to me and give me a copy of the New Testament because she was so freaked by the shirt that I was wearing. Apparently, she didn't get the joke.

If I wanted to read it I would get it from a library or buy my own copy

Why buy them? I get them free anytime I stay in a hotel. Would you believe that the hotels give them away? I have 5 of them in different covers. Just look in the night stand drawers next to the bed.

 

[Onder]

I have to admit that bible is quite funny to read, but I don't see a reason to play metal about christianity. Actually, I will kill any christians I will meet tommorow. Really. Because I am metal.

 

[cookiecutter]

Damn straight, but you forgot Aliens which is prehaps his best

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yes but it doesn't involve Arnold Schwarzenegger.

But it should, he'd be amazing in aliens, like he is in Predator, think of all the cheesy as fuck lines. Commando is the best for that.

 

[Susperia]

 

[PanzerKunt]

Commando ist Krieg.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

codename: Matrix

 

[~Neurotica]

My fave is American History X.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Arnold should star in that one too and whoop everyone's asses and crush the prison with his fists just like Ricky Ho.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

But it should, he'd be amazing in aliens, like he is in Predator, think of all the cheesy as fuck lines. Commando is the best for that.

You sir are correct!

 

[King Richard]

And, from what my pot smoking buddies say, it makes great rolling papers.

ROFLMFAO OFJAOFJSAPOFJAPODFJASPOFJOPASJFD

 

[CF87]

Speaking of christians I saw this house that said this on the roof in white.

"Jesus is coming

Are you ready ?"

ha

I have never seen something like that before.

 

[Carcassian]

Speaking of christians I saw this house that said this on the roof in white.

"Jesus is coming

Are you ready ?"

ha

I have never seen something like that before.

Like the T-shirt

"Jesus is coming...quick, look busy"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[~Neurotica]

Somebody, delete this thread, please.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Somebody delete the christians' profiles.