Confessions of the Absurd and ridiculous kind

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Hmm... my confessions...

I bought a Spice Girls CD in 5th grade and it was all I listened to for a long time (I LOVED it).

I'm nearly 17 and have never had a girlfriend, my first date was last friday, and the only kiss I ever had was this girl I know, a few months back, and it was a joke.

I do like quite a few rap songs, but I'm not necessarily ashamed of that.

I've only been drunk once in my entire life, but I do actually drink VERY often in ridiculously small amounts.

I have an embarassing problem of frequent urination whenever I feel nervous about anything... we're talking up to 4 times in the same hour.

I liked Limp Bizkit and loved Korn.

At one point I was a hater of death metal and anything with those kinds of vocals were crap to me.

I can't jump fences.

I'm a weak bastard.

I smacked a kid in the face because I thought he pushed me into a wall in 6th grade. He ran and told on me and all 3 of us got in trouble.

I used to steal things quite often from people in 1st/2nd grade.

There was a very short period of time when I thought Avril Lavigne wasn't that bad.

In 8th grade we used to put quarters on train tracks, waited for the trains to come, and then kept the flattened quarters. We were bored motherfuckers. Then some stupid bitch threatened to call the cops on us and I nearly got run over trying to flee on my bike.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i bought a bootlegged Limp Bizkit CD for $3

i once wasnt a fan of The Learning

i once emailed Ace of Base asking if i could join them

my #1 fear is a tie for rejection and failure

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"I'm nearly 17 and have never had a girlfriend, my first date was last friday, and the only kiss I ever had was this girl I know, a few months back, and it was a joke."

Amateur. I AM 17, never had a girlfriend, never been on a date, and have never kissed anyone. Oh, and I only have one female friend (well, only one that I would call a friend). Oh yeah, take that bitch. OWNED! *flexes*

 

[Pancakes]

I'm 17, never had a girlfriend, been on a date, or kissed. I have no female friends.

Suck it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Damn it...................damn you, monkey boy, damn you.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've never had a girlfriend.
I've never even been out on a date
I haven't even kissed a girl before

*cough* *cough*

I'm 18

 

[Pancakes]

You stay out of this, old man.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

............I'm SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIGGEST LOSER HERE! IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE! DAMN BOTH OF YOU FOR RUINING THAT!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

no, I'm afraid that I am the biggest loser here. You have nothing on me.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I hate you.

 

[Pancakes]

Waitwaitwait, Nico, do you have any female friends?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*throws her soiled panties at all of you

 

[Pancakes]

Uh...these have chocolate in them.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

no female friends at all.... (with the exception of the ones I talk to on this board) as a matter of fact... my only friends are people I've met online.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

............Panties.................from the body............of a female.........ohhhh such an unknown scent.............OH GOD!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Uh...these have chocolate in them.

Chocolate!!! sweet!

*licks out the chocolate*























































































ewwwwww.... that was gross

 

[Pancakes]

no female friends at all.... (with the exception of the ones I talk to on this board) as a matter of fact... my only friends are people I've met online.

Same! My best friend of alltime, I've never met him. AND HE LIVES IN ALABAMA! How's that for loser, eh?

PS you keep away from my chocolate coated panties.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

....but...but.....I wanted to be the biggest loser. I have no life, that has to count for something.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

... my only friends are people I've met online.

me too, pretty much:Smug: . or at least the only ones i keep up with