Der Morgenstern
Trailer Park Bacchus
No way. Obituary is awesome. You want the epitome of boring ass death metal? Look no further:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl2dDIfCnJo
Edit-->And I totally agree on Asphyx. I find a lot of the Swedish death metal from the 90s to be extremely fucking bland. I'd rather listen to any of the classic Finnish death metal bands. That being said. "Like an Everflowing Stream" by Dismember and "The Red in the Sky is Ours" by At the Gates are fucking untouchable and incredible. When it comes to Swedish death metal, I like the more Finnish-sounding stuff like Utumno or the weird shit like Pan.Thy.Monium or Krypt of Kerberos.
I'll take Benediction over the overrated snoozefest that is Nespithe.