Controversial opinions on metal

[HamburgerBoy]

I just realized:

@Master_Yoda77 + Russell Brand = this fucker.

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Can confirm. Mathematical prodigiousness and certainty worthy of David Hilbert himself.

Your facial recognition abilities are strong, but you need to work on your algebra.

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Saxon's post-Forever Free material often easily rivals their material from the early '80s.

 

[CiG]

 

[Satanstoenail]

..and up in my feed comes the news that Lars has been knighted in Denmark:

http://tonedeaf.com.au/sir-lars-ulrich-knighted-native-denmark/

Sir Lars. Get ready for that moonhead to get even larger.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Considering Russell Brand was fucking Katy Perry for a while, I'm okay with this comparison.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What about King Diamond? I want my refund.

Well he is already King..

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I never said I liked him, but he gets the girls so, fuck you cunt.

 

[CiG]

Yes and now she's insane and saying we should combat terrorism with love and hugs.

Them titties though.

 

[CF87]

Shake it off and dance to the rhythm, you got to get out of the woods and in the clear.

 

[Skeptic Monkey]

I think Meshuggah is soulless and boring as shit

 

[EspaDa]

Their recent album is good tho. Not a band I can listen to regularly.

 

[EspaDa]

Look at this another shitty top 100 metal albums list. Came across this a while ago, there are pretty good choices beside some fucking shitty ones.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/l...6923/metallica-master-of-puppets-1986-w487055

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Look at this another shitty top 100 metal albums list. Came across this a while ago, there are pretty good choices beside some fucking shitty ones.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/l...6923/metallica-master-of-puppets-1986-w487055

I'll admit, I thought this was pretty decent in comparison to some of the absolute heinous ones I've seen in the past. Regarding the top ten, I would never put British Steel that high. If anything, Sin After Sin should be in Stained Class's place and Stained Class should be in British Steel's place.

Same with Iron Maiden. Hell I'd probably have Powerslave and Number of the Beast switch places entirely.

What I find totally absurd is that the only Sepultura album on this entire list is Chaos A.D.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

I doubt the authors have even heard a third of the albums more than once. Did I miss it, or did Sad Wings of Destiny not even make the list?

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I doubt the authors have even heard a third of the albums more than once. Did I miss it, or did Sad Wings of Destiny not even make the list?

Nope.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Yeah that alone deligitimizes the authors, if the inclusion of Slipknot, Korn and Body Count didn't already.

 

[EspaDa]

And fucking Evanescence.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Of course, Rolling Stone is notorious for having bad taste in rock to begin with, and that's their area of focus. They rarely catch a classic album the first time around but then 20 years later, can't get off the same album's nuts. Why would we expect them to do a good job on metal, a genre they really only test the water with?

 

[rusty water]

From what Ive read in that magazine, Id say their time would be better spent drinking coffee and shittíng.