Controversial opinions on metal

[CiG]

I don't mind Metallica's self titled album. I'm not crazy about it though.

 

[The Butt]

It was a joke mainly, but his balls did seem to drop during/after Justice, and it dun fucked his voice up good imo.

 

[CiG]

His balls dropped at 25? Is that when yours dropped?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

the only place hetfields balls dropped where right into Thebutt's rancid pie-hole.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What does that even mean

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

ummmm, do you really need me to break that down? Hetfields nuts ---> your mouth ... oh im sorry, i mean thebutts mouth.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh yes word to your mother broshephoulos

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i had to look that one up

im gonna with #3 - "white boy in need of a cool sounding motto."

 

[The Ozzman]

His balls dropped at 25? Is that when yours dropped?

Pretty sure they haven't yet.

 

[CF87]

i'm madly in anger with you, st. anger round my neck, tick tick tick tock, earthquake shake.

 

[Onder]

I've never even heard any one of those things. I don't even know what you're fucking talking about.

 

[Baroque]

You're fucking joking, right? On a pure technical level, his voice has only gotten richer with age. Maybe it rubs your ears the wrong way, but calling his vocals anything even remotely approaching bad is musically foolhardy if you look at his pipes on a technical rubric.

He has decent phrasing but really no musical training at all. His guitar playing is lacking in the technical dept. also

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

he pretty much got more annoying with each album after PtK. Sounds like some scorned german woman with an attitude or something. Cant stand his accent either.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You're fucking joking, right? On a pure technical level, his voice has only gotten richer with age. Maybe it rubs your ears the wrong way, but calling his vocals anything even remotely approaching bad is musically foolhardy if you look at his pipes on a technical rubric.

With the foreclosure that I simply dislike his voice irrespective of any technical abilities, what would be an example or two of his most technically demanding performances?

he pretty much got more annoying with each album after PtK. Sounds like some scorned german woman with an attitude or something. Cant stand his accent either.

Exactly this, he just has a really annoying voice to me.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

he is by far the worst vocalist out of the teutonic big-three.

edit: i think he sounds better now than he did in the 90's.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Particular songs? I don't really care if he can still do high-pitched shrieks if they sound like shit tbh. I don't have an ear for identifying pitches but off the top of my head can't think of much that shows his lower range, unless you're one of those guys that says Halford can sing in the first octave because of the talk-whispers on Night Crawler or something.

 

[CiG]

Sounds like some scorned german woman with an attitude or something.

 

[CiG]

I think he sounds fucking ruthless of Terrible Certainty and even on Extreme Aggression, albeit he sung a little too much with clean vocals on that.



I think the biggest problem with him is that he sounds best on songs that are very fast and aggressive, but Kreator started to faff around a lot with their songs in the 1990's. They're a meat and potatoes thrash metal band that tried to step up into different things and basically fucked themselves.

 

[The Butt]

ummmm, do you really need me to break that down? Hetfields nuts ---> your mouth ... oh im sorry, i mean thebutts mouth.

Fuckin' internet tough guy

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]