Controversial opinions on metal

The Dio Rainbow albums are once-a-year listens for me, the old favorites never get the same amount of time anymore but it helps savor it, much like being a closeted toughguy in San Francisco 364 days a year makes the one cheat day in the bathhouse all the more amazing.
 
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... man, i never knew you were on Love Connection.
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More korn than Cryptopsy, lol

Song counts don't mean that much. Cryptopsy has one excellent 8 song album, one kinda-good-but-overrated 10 song album, and a lot material ranging from mediocre to liquid shite (more of the latter). Korn has two strong albums, 12 and 14 each. I've scrobbed None So Vile 9 times, and the Korn albums altogether 7 times.
 
The year was 2017. Kids on the internet were still counting their Korn scrobbles. Kim Jong Un was still firing missile tests. We'll check back in ten years.
 
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Poseur alert:

I don't think this is terrible. The lyrics are ridiculously angsty but I don't find it unlistenable.


This is great news. If only all the in-crowders could just find it in their hearts to jump da fuck up a little more in amongst all the fart-sniffing and harrumphing.