Controversial opinions on metal

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@HamburgerBoy

oh so that list is basically ranking the bands you like? You have to remember, i just spent 10-15 minutes going through that list. You have some of the worst bands ever with more scrobbles than say .... Rainbow, for example.

Oh and do your dreads bounce around when you're listening to korn?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The Dio Rainbow albums are once-a-year listens for me, the old favorites never get the same amount of time anymore but it helps savor it, much like being a closeted toughguy in San Francisco 364 days a year makes the one cheat day in the bathhouse all the more amazing.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... man, i never knew you were on Love Connection.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Why does that guy have a masculine face at 26 when I'm older and went from scrawny fuckboi to balding 50 year old?

 

[CiG]

Good thing Disturbed (or at least their better albums) aren't nu metal then.

Meh.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Last couple of pages delivered

 

[EspaDa]

lolwut?

+ Winger, Cinderella, Trivium, etc. That's a nice looking list you have there man!

More korn than Cryptopsy, lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

More korn than Cryptopsy, lol

Song counts don't mean that much. Cryptopsy has one excellent 8 song album, one kinda-good-but-overrated 10 song album, and a lot material ranging from mediocre to liquid shite (more of the latter). Korn has two strong albums, 12 and 14 each. I've scrobbed None So Vile 9 times, and the Korn albums altogether 7 times.

 

[Onder]

The year was 2017. Kids on the internet were still counting their Korn scrobbles. Kim Jong Un was still firing missile tests. We'll check back in ten years.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

More korn than Cryptopsy, lol

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

Holy shit I lol'd

 

[CiG]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

 

[Phylactery]

Poseur alert:

I don't think this is terrible. The lyrics are ridiculously angsty but I don't find it unlistenable.

 

[CiG]

But not a fan of Type O Negative? You asshole.

 

[Phylactery]

I'm hardly a fan of Korn either, but since we were on the subject, that's a song by them I don't find to be terrible.

 

[CiG]

 

[Satanstoenail]

Poseur alert:

I don't think this is terrible. The lyrics are ridiculously angsty but I don't find it unlistenable.

This is great news. If only all the in-crowders could just find it in their hearts to jump da fuck up a little more in amongst all the fart-sniffing and harrumphing.

 

[CiG]

So you're saying, more listening to Korn and less fart-sniffing?

 

[The Ozzman]

How will the in crowd get over the fact that one of their own likes a Korn song?

 

[CiG]

I'll light 6 candles and pray to David Lynch.