Controversial opinions on metal

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Proof, confirmed by Alex Jones.

Who himself is clearly Bill Hicks. Albeit with 75 percent less brainpower.

 

[CiG]

Bill Hicks looked like he could have been a dodgy band manager working for Impetigo.

 

[Satanstoenail]

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First person to photoshop Lars' face into this wins the internet

 

[CiG]

@Carpe Mortem

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I just realized:

@Master_Yoda77 + Russell Brand = this fucker.

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Can confirm. Mathematical prodigiousness and certainty worthy of David Hilbert himself.

Your facial recognition abilities are strong, but you need to work on your algebra.

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Saxon's post-Forever Free material often easily rivals their material from the early '80s.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Your facial recognition abilities are strong, but you need to work on your algebra.

Shit. Wrong order. Oh well. There's always this:

 

[CiG]

 

[Satanstoenail]

..and up in my feed comes the news that Lars has been knighted in Denmark:

http://tonedeaf.com.au/sir-lars-ulrich-knighted-native-denmark/

Sir Lars. Get ready for that moonhead to get even larger.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

What about King Diamond? I want my refund.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Considering Russell Brand was fucking Katy Perry for a while, I'm okay with this comparison.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What about King Diamond? I want my refund.

Well he is already King..

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Considering Russell Brand was fucking Katy Perry for a while, I'm okay with this comparison.

Until you realize he's a bony, drug-addled, unfunny, pseudo-intellectual laughingstock.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I never said I liked him, but he gets the girls so, fuck you cunt.

 

[CiG]

Yes and now she's insane and saying we should combat terrorism with love and hugs.

Them titties though.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I never said I liked him, but he gets the girls so, fuck you cunt.

He may be the paragon of a pathetic, useless human shell, but at least he got inside the slop slatch of some vapid, hollow piece of human silicone and garbage.

 

[CF87]

Shake it off and dance to the rhythm, you got to get out of the woods and in the clear.

 

[Skeptic Monkey]

I think Meshuggah is soulless and boring as shit

 

[EspaDa]

Their recent album is good tho. Not a band I can listen to regularly.