Controversial opinions on metal

[Onder]

The year was 2017. Kids on the internet were still counting their Korn scrobbles. Kim Jong Un was still firing missile tests. We'll check back in ten years.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

More korn than Cryptopsy, lol

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

Holy shit I lol'd

 

[CiG]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

 

[Phylactery]

Poseur alert:

I don't think this is terrible. The lyrics are ridiculously angsty but I don't find it unlistenable.

 

[CiG]

But not a fan of Type O Negative? You asshole.

 

[Phylactery]

I'm hardly a fan of Korn either, but since we were on the subject, that's a song by them I don't find to be terrible.

 

[CiG]

 

[Satanstoenail]

Poseur alert:

I don't think this is terrible. The lyrics are ridiculously angsty but I don't find it unlistenable.

This is great news. If only all the in-crowders could just find it in their hearts to jump da fuck up a little more in amongst all the fart-sniffing and harrumphing.

 

[CiG]

So you're saying, more listening to Korn and less fart-sniffing?

 

[The Ozzman]

How will the in crowd get over the fact that one of their own likes a Korn song?

 

[CiG]

I'll light 6 candles and pray to David Lynch.

 

[Phylactery]

How has me saying the song "isn't terrible" been warped into me saying I like it lol. It's listenable. On the other hand, Converge are definitely unlistenable. Absolutely headache-inducing.



Moar nu-metal that's better than Converge. Possibly even more angsty and edgy than that Korn song and even more jumping da fuck up.

 

[EspaDa]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

Which of these 5 bands is bad? Also, which two Korn albums are good? If you consider that Korn is better than those bands you mentioned, you're a fool.

 

[The Butt]

But not a fan of Type O Negative? You asshole.

I'm not a fan of Type O either tbh.

 

[The Butt]

Which of these 5 bands is bad? Also, which two Korn albums are good? If you consider that Korn is better than those bands you mentioned, you're a fool.

In Flames is pretty bad. Jotun is a decent song but that's about it.

 

[The Butt]

How will the in crowd get over the fact that one of their own likes a Korn song?

If someone of the "in crowd" likes Korn doesn't that make said person not "in crowd"?

 

[The Ozzman]

If someone of the "in crowd" likes Korn doesn't that make said person not "in crowd"?

That's the joke you fuckshovel

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Dude your top 5 artists are Clutch, Paradise Lost, In Flames, Converge, and Radiohead. Puddle of Mudd could go head-to-head with most of those, let alone the masters KoRn.

You have quite a few Radiohead scrobbles yourself.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

If someone of the "in crowd" likes Korn doesn't that make said person not "in crowd"?

No, not at all. An "In-crowder" is a certain type of person with a certain type of behavior. For example one said "this isnt bad" and the others came/will come out of the woodwork and follow suite. The circle-jerk crew.