Controversial opinions on metal

[Slayed Necros]

Yeah, seriously. Why does everyone have to be a comedian? Few people have the gift of comedy, the rest end up looking like fucking idiots.

 

[WCannibal]

Who doesn't want to be funny? Also, practice makes perfect.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Ironically, most of the people I know in real life are only funny when they aren't trying to be. I guess it applies to most on the internet as well.

 

[-CC-]

That's mostly true for me too, except I'm friends with a stand-up comedian, and I seriously have not had a single conversation with him without me breaking up in laughter half-way through..I fear for the day when he will come up to me and tell me that his mother has passed away!

 

[Krow]

Onward to Golgotha is overrated. Incantation has way better albums than Onward to Golgotha.

I agree with this. Onward is one of my least favorites by the band.

 

[Lateralus14]

It's probably my favorite OSDM album personally, but it's not that unheard of to prefer Mortal Throne or Diabolical Conquest. The real controversial opinion would be that, based on his last.fm, he might actually prefer material post-Diabolical Conquest.

 

[WCannibal]

Diabolical Conquest is actually my favorite. In fact, I even had it as my avatar for a while. Just changed it to a Heart of Cygnus album yesterday.

 

[Lateralus14]

Good deal, that 17 minute track is hot.

 

[WCannibal]

Niggaz be snoopin' my last.fm!

 

[The Butt]

Instead of calling everyone else a faggot, why don't you stop being such a fucking homo with your terrible "witty" jokes that you have been posting lately..

no really, they aren't funny at all, you just write the most random shit that you can think of and think you are clever..you're not

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ironically, most of the people I know in real life are only funny when they aren't trying to be. I guess it applies to most on the internet as well.

I try all the time bitch.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

My point exactly.

 

[Evil?]

BURRRRRRRRN

 

[Master_Yoda77]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Evil?]

Want some aloe vera?

 

[Chanakya]

Textures is an amazing band.

 

[Waking Every God]

Demilich is the most comical band I have ever heard. Those vocals never cease to brighten my day.

Brave New World is the best and most consistent Iron Maiden album.

The majority of black metal (and metal in general) sucks.

 

[Chanakya]

^

Someone's gonna flame you bad for your first opinion I suppose. Though I wasn't a big fan of the vocals initially, got used to it later. But an amazing band nevertheless.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Demilich is the most comical band I have ever heard. Those vocals never cease to brighten my day.

Brave New World is the best and most consistent Iron Maiden album.

The majority of black metal (and metal in general) sucks.

All of those statements are actually not completely out of line.

 

[Dak]

Quick... fill me in here.

Ozz's homo-erotic fantasies of me at work.