I'm aware of the source, and even that you were attempting to tell a joke. The problem is that the joke you essayed was the sort of preciously and precociously twee self-awareness that is only funny to people who think humor was invented by The Daily Show and spread from there to Scrubs, The Office, Arrested Development, and, of course, The Colbert Report
Is he really that stupid?new and stupid =/= troll.
"Fringed jackets, goofy facial hair, and oversized Christian religious emblems" pretty well describes the trad doom aesthetic. "Gay bikers from hell" is more of a thrash/NWBHM thing, and obviously BM has it's own special little style going on- there isn't one overarching metal dress code. Trying to define a band's genre by their clothes is ridiculous anyway.
I never claimed to be the biggest toughest person on this forum. I guess I rip on 50 Cent because he represents all that is wrong with modern popular music; the lowest common demoninator.He REALLY hates 50 Cent, and all mainstream hip-hop as well, but something about 50 Cent really grinds his gears.
He could beat up everyone on this forum in real life because apparently anyone who flames him unprovoked is an 5'8" 80-pound weakling that only uses the internet to feel like a tough guy. He on the other hand is a "gym rat" with mega awesome superior fighting skills.