Controversial opinions on metal

Maybe this isn't really a controversial opinion, but I'm always surprised by the amount of metalheads, including some prominent members of this forum, who don't care for doom metal. I'm not exactly an aficionado but isn't it pretty close to metal in its purest form?
 
It's all well and good but stoner doom can be massively boring and I've never understood why it's more popular amongst the proles than traditional doom.
 
Maybe this isn't really a controversial opinion, but I'm always surprised by the amount of metalheads, including some prominent members of this forum, who don't care for doom metal. I'm not exactly an aficionado but isn't it pretty close to metal in its purest form?

As for the general population of metalheads, I assume it has something to do with doom being less conducive to mindless pitfare than faster subgenres. As for this board, I haven't noticed much besides high praise.
 
This forum is basically one giant doom pride orgy. You could call old-school doom "metal in its purest form" for its link to Black Sabbath alone I suppose, but when it comes to later variations, it can be almost as perverse and false as black metal.
 
"As far as doom releases of 2011 goes..."

If you were to make a top 10 of the best doom metal albums of 2011 would it be fucking stupid of you to include Esoteric and Murkrat alongside 40 Watt Sun in your list? Further, would it be fucking stupid of you to rank one higher than the other?

No, of course not. So what's your statement about again?

considering funeral doom is only tangentially doom to begin with, yes it would be stupid
 
I think the reason why there's so many "stoner" metal albums is that they are easy to make.
 
considering funeral doom is only tangentially doom to begin with, yes it would be stupid

That would be, of course, if you arbitrarily decide that a band is doom metal insofar as it sticks to the traditional doom metal style. But just because it sounds different than traditional doom metal it does not means that it is not doom metal.

Funeral Doom just like Traditional Doom is a style of doom metal, they are both part of the subgenera and products of it's evolution and diversification. They both have distinct characteristics so as to constitute different styles yet enough in common to fall under the doom metal label.
 
FWIW I don't really consider funeral doom to be doom metal. Id rather call it drone/death or some shit. It really doesn't share that much in common with doom metal other than its slow. No real similarity to Sabbath or the other bands of the genre, whereas I could at least say it about death metal.
 
That would be, of course, if you arbitrarily decide that a band is doom metal insofar as it sticks to the traditional doom metal style. But just because it sounds different than traditional doom metal it does not means that it is not doom metal.

Funeral Doom just like Traditional Doom is a style of doom metal, they are both part of the subgenera and products of it's evolution and diversification. They both have distinct characteristics so as to constitute different styles yet enough in common to fall under the doom metal label.

There is more to doom than traditional doom...I don't get where you think I feel otherwise. Most sludge that isn't descended from Neurosis' sound. Stoner stuff like Electric Wizard and the like.

It isn't an "arbitrary" thing, it is for the exact reasons that Krow stated.
 
There is more to doom than traditional doom...I don't get where you think I feel otherwise. Most sludge that isn't descended from Neurosis' sound. Stoner stuff like Electric Wizard and the like.

It isn't an "arbitrary" thing, it is for the exact reasons that Krow stated.

Funeral doom is as much a part of doom metal as sludge, if not more so. It has more in common with doom metal than simply being slow. You need only listen to examples of typical "fast" metal songs slowed down to know what metal sounds like when its only doom attribute is a slow tempo. It conveys a sense of sadness and despair; this is where it earns the doom metal moniker.

You're welcome to disagree, but it becomes downright idiotic when you expect your own heterodox views on the matter to be taken as self-evident. I'd never even heard tell of the idea that funeral doom was not a sub-genre of doom metal until now.