dwellerINTHEdark
Curator of the mausoleum
The Chasm is pretty much the best death metal band ever
So I like them and all but why do they get such fellating I wonder.
The Chasm is pretty much the best death metal band ever
Controversial opinion: Heavy metal sounds like shit coming out of conventional speakers, unless they have good tweeters and an equalizer is employed to cut the mids.
Probably not so controversial but:
everytime i read about Cobalt it's just someone heaping praise. Am I the only one bored as shit listening to them? It's the same chord slides and cliche flourish on top of every riff, songs and albums are way too long for their own good, and then when they start doing clean chord progression shit to top it all off they get even more boring somehow. I really don't know what people think is so great about them. They would probably be decent if the guitarist jerkd off the Jerry Cantrell a little bit less, scrapped the emo clean parts, and wrote albums half as long, but i don't if even that would save the predictability of a lot the riffs for me.
Who knows, maybe I am the only one. After all I'm in the minority of people who didn't find the newest Bolzer boring so the same shit could be tossed right back at me.
Cobalt looked like some serious hipster bullshit when I looked them up on Metal Archives. It was confirmed when I listened to some of their stuff just now.
Eater of Birds has some of my favorite percussion in metal.
Looking hipster doesnt even matter. If Nattens Madrigal or Beyond the Wanderin Moon were written by pencil jean dudes with undercuts and blondie shirts I'd still rock that shite at 11. I think generally 'hipster' looking people tend (in metal at least) to, unfortunately, make lackluster and hipsterishly pretentious music. And i don't give a fuck how people dress so long as they make good music, but for what it is generally "hipsterish" black metal, for example, is for the most part pretty terrible and flat out boring. And cobalt are actually at least somewhat original if in that club, which is saying something. Ofc, who fucking really knows what 'hipster' means and is in any case, because it tends to be a label thrown around with some degree of ambiguity, including myself for sure
I thought of a good controversial opinion.
People who hate on Manowar and praise Jag Panzer's early music are posers. Jag Panzer has all of the musical traits that people who think Manowar is gay complain about and the influence of Manowar on their music is obvious.
The Tyrant demos from before Manowar released Battle Hymns in 1982 sound much less like Manowar than anything Jag Panzer made from 1983 onwards. Even Harry Conklin's singing is much less similar to Eric Adams on those recordings.
I thought of a good controversial opinion.
People who hate on Manowar and praise Jag Panzer's early music are posers. Jag Panzer has all of the musical traits that people who think Manowar is gay complain about and the influence of Manowar on their music is obvious.
The Tyrant demos from before Manowar released Battle Hymns in 1982 sound much less like Manowar than anything Jag Panzer made from 1983 onwards. Even Harry Conklin's singing is much less similar to Eric Adams on those recordings.
What specific songs on Ample Destruction do you think sound like Battle Hymns (or Into Glory Ride I suppose)? Aside from both being early trad metal I don't hear much in common between the two.