Controversial opinions on metal

[HamburgerBoy]

Also I had seen the photos of Lars and Kirk sticking their tongues close to each other but had never seen that video. Kirk looks fucking creepy, like some kind of yellow Danny Elfman clone, lol.

 

[The Batlord]

He looks more like a way more boring Johnny Rotten.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It's the wifebeater and curly hair I think.

 

[The Batlord]

Johnny Rotten is the best interviewee btw.

 

[CiG]

Shit? Now, now, you leave Darkthrone's last few records out of this.

Okay fan of Marilyn Manson.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Shit? Now, now, you leave Darkthrone's last few records out of this.

CIG: SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[CiG]

[blasts my own face off with a gun]

 

[Talos of Atmora]

[blasts my own face off with a gun]

Sounds like CIG's been listening to Priest again.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

@H.P. Lovecraft The funniest thing that came out of that entire controversy was Bill Hicks' joke about how asinine it is that a band would want to kill its own purchasing fanbase.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Fuckin' groupies blowin' me dawn to dusk, I've 'ad it!

Who do these people think they are? Paying ME to live the dream? FUCK 'EM!

 

[Talos of Atmora]

And let's be honest, who killed themselves here? Two Judas Priest fans? Well, two less gas station attendants in the world! Let's face it folks, we probably didn't lose the cure to cancer.

On top of that, one of them didn't even manage to do that right. He blew off his own face instead. I mean...seriously.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I was still quoting Hicks there, albeit more paraphrasing than quoting.

Oh, I know. But the fact that one of them managed to screw up something THAT simple just makes the joke funnier.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Absolutely, just didn't want you to misascribe Hicks' joke to me, didn't think you would, but just in case, seeing as it wasn't a direct quotation.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

 

[CiG]

Nah, just Circle The Wagons.

YOU'RE A STYLIZED CORPSE.

 

[CiG]

YEAH?! WELL YOU'RE A... A... A QUINTESSENCE! TAKE THAT!

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Cool. You hear about the first big musical loss of 2017? Geoff Nicholls. Freaking tragic.

Yep. Listened to Quartz's debut and Heaven and Hell that day to honor the man however I could.

 

[Baroque]

Controversial Opinion? Tool should absolutely be on the Metal Archives. How are they not? They clearly have metal songs.

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[The Butt]

lol Tool. They probably should be on the Archives but they're still trash imo.

 

[The Butt]

Oh no I was agreeing, just making a salty non sequitur on the side.