These are some quotes from Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert. These are from his new book, his blog, and the comic itself.
"You're working hard. I'm not. In a hundred years we'll both be dead."
"There's really no point in listening to other people. They're either going to be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff."
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
"Intelligence has much less practical application than you'd think."
"If you think that offering excellent reasons for your thinking will change anyone's mind, you might be new on this planet."
"I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral."
"I'm not convinced that oil is the problem in the Middle East. I'm pretty sure we could fly over the Middle East and drop bags of money and they'd still want to kill us for blocking their view."
"There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it."
"The human population is 90% gullible, violence prone dipshits."
"Great ideas often look identical to stupid ones right up until the moment they work."
No real point to this, I just wanted to share these. If people want to post their own quotes or discuss these, cool. If not, whatever.
"You're working hard. I'm not. In a hundred years we'll both be dead."
"There's really no point in listening to other people. They're either going to be agreeing with you or saying stupid stuff."
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
"Intelligence has much less practical application than you'd think."
"If you think that offering excellent reasons for your thinking will change anyone's mind, you might be new on this planet."
"I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral."
"I'm not convinced that oil is the problem in the Middle East. I'm pretty sure we could fly over the Middle East and drop bags of money and they'd still want to kill us for blocking their view."
"There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it."
"The human population is 90% gullible, violence prone dipshits."
"Great ideas often look identical to stupid ones right up until the moment they work."
No real point to this, I just wanted to share these. If people want to post their own quotes or discuss these, cool. If not, whatever.
