corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you mad cow disease. silly carnivores

i wish this rain would go away.

 

[Pessimism]

Ganted, it comes to me...and I am forever happy....meanwhile, your land dies because there is no more water in it!

I wish the rain would actually come here

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you can have it. because im a great person

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted you were supposed to work today and got fired for missing the day.

i wish my ear would stop hurting

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you die...and the pain slowly fades away


I wish I oculd get started on my honors contracts

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but you get distracted by the forum and dont get it done

i wish my fingers werent so cold

 

[Pessimism]

^ But that is already happening to me!!


Granted, your fingers now feel as if they are in boiling water.

I wish that....I had cherry ice cream (oh yes)

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, and it's the best tasting cherry ice cream ever, but there are pits in it that you end up choking on

I wish I had some cherry/vanilla ice cream cups from Dolly Madison's

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but they have a roach sitting right at the bottom just waiting for you to eat all the icecream above him, and then BOOM... your life is changed forever.

I wish I felt so good all the time

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but you get committed to a mental hospital.

i wish i didnt have a headache


@sb: im eating cherry ice cream right now

 

[Pessimism]

^oh damn you!!

Your wish is granted, you now have a MASSIVE charlie horse!

I wish I had your cherry ice cream!!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. but you have to come all the way to the states to get it.

i wish my butt wasnt so big

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, because I already live in California!

I wish you wish your butt was big (or bigger, as that is what rules >: )

Edit: I don't care if this didn't make sense!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted.

i wish i your last wish made sense.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, now yours doesnt.

i wish i didnt drink on friday

 

[entanglement]

granted. now you drink every single day of the year and your life turns upside down

i wish me and my mom didn't fight so much.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you fight with your dad.

i wish i didnt have to play hockey with a hangover :zombie:

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you have to play hockey with leprosis, or how do you spell that? (lepra dus)

I wish the world was 100 times smaller

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but global warming is worse.

i wish i had some visine

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but as you put it in your eyes it turns to vinegar!

I wish I had more water.