corrupt-a-wish

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Next time you won't get up!!

I wish I had more friends

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but they all end up using you

i wish my eyes would stop hurting so i could play more ZELDA!!!

 

[Deadly]

Granted, your life is now zelda-obsessed... not that is wasn't earlier, but anyways...

I wish I had nothing to wish for anymore...

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, now you dont have any dreams, and you're bored to death.

I wish god wasnt powerful enough to create this world and we could cheat and lie to him.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but there is no god.

i wish my car wasnt in the shop

 

[entanglement]

granted, but god suddenly shows up and destroys your car for blasphemy.

i wish i hadn't destroyed my cellphone.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Now you're mom calls and ruins your day.

I wish pple would stop thinking of god and find anything better to think of.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, they now think of new ways to ruin eachothers lives.

i wish i had something worthwhile to do tonight.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, but you cant do it.

i wish my mp3 was a tiny tinsy bit bigger.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but all your music sucks.

i wish i could go hiking right now

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, now you fall , and break your arm.

I wish I could be friendly.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but no one wants to talk to you.

i wish my nephew didnt break my camera

 

[Deadly]

Granted, he broke your nose...

I wish I could read at multi-speed

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but you don't retain any of the material you read

I wish I had some nacho cheese to go with these hot Cheetos

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but you throw up......a lot.

i wish i didnt just send 200 blank texts accidently by my mobile wich is on a plan

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but you end using more than your allowed minutes and get $100 added on to your bill

I wish my skin wasn't so dry

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, now you dont have any skin

i wish this smiley was my friend:Smokin:

 

[entanglement]

granted, but now it bores the hell out of you by doing THAT all day long..

i wish i didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you don't have to go to school tomorrow, or ever again because you got kicked out.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, you dont have a nose

i wish i would stop finding vommit on random pieces of furniture in my house