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[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, he's alive, and there's droppings a pee all over your bag

I wish I had a job

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you now test cigars, and develop cancer very early in your life.

I wish I could get these last two paragraphs done for my essay due today (or at least make a coherent paper....I'm all over the place with my damned nominalism rant on the concepts of justice and equality...fucking PISS).

 

[kerrys wear boots]

damn justice...

granted, but you get an F on your paper.

i wish the rain would stop.



i feel soooo bad about the little mousey in my hockey bag

 

[Pessimism]

Great, I get an F and you killed a mouse

edit: That's actually horrible

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i didnt mean to kill it. honestly. im a vegetarian, and i love mousies. i just didnt skate for a long time and he found his way in there and died

and i hope you didnt get an F... that would just suck.


i wish i had something better to do on a friday night.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted , now he comes and see you

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you wish you could comb your best friends ass hair - and that wish is granted!


I wish I would get the f#ck off UM and finish my essay that's due by midnight tonight.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you finish it, but you don't get it in on time

I wish I had some more cheetos

 

[Pessimism]

^ I just submitted it....47 minutes late...hopefully he just won't notice, as long as it is in his email when he wakes up you know....


Granted, You now have cheeto's, and extra damn good ones to boot.


I wish my 47 minute late paper won't be knocked down a grade.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^Granted, hopefully *crosses fingers for you*. However, you'll stub your toe tomorrow morning

I wish knew what to do

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you dont do it.

i wish my pants would stop falling down at work

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted , now they fall while you walk in the street.

I wish ALL terrorists a slow, painful, agonizing, gruesome death.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but only after you're attacked.

i wish my family didnt keep secrets.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted,now you found out that they are not your real parents.

I wish I never would hear the fucking political news again.

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, you know here the anti-political news
i wish my friend wasnt areested, and neither was i or anyu of my fammily or friends. Ha!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but your favorite band dies in a bus wreck.

i wish tuesday never happened.

 

[greasemunkey]

damn you woman! fine, but now you must deal with metallicas crappy cover of tuesdays gone! HAHAHAHAHA!

i wish somone would be a non fuckhead and help me out with my schoolwork

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, now you won't have the chance to meet him.

I wish if I could play hocky.

 

[greasemunkey]

granted. soon as you get on the rink, you get yer naughty bits cut off.
i wish i was hung like jesus

 

[LORDEJAILBAIT]

Granted, but not even viagra can get that two inches up!

I wish I had a viking ship.