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[kerrys wear boots]

granted. viking ships are cool as fuck.


i wish my team didnt get 15 penalties in 2 games...

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted they got 15 penalties in one game

i wish my cat was on my lap right now

 

[entanglement]

granted, but you're dead.

i wish i didnt have a headache that has lasted 5 whole fucking days....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, it lasts 10.

i wish i could have stayed for the entire blind guardian show last night

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but because of that lateness, you end up getting into a car crash that wouldn't have happened when you left earlier.

I wish I knew the origins of the notions of hell in pre-Judaic sects in its entirety!

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but then your brain explodes.

I wish I had more money.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you have 3 cents more.

I wish my chest didn't hurt.

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but you get your leg bit off by a shark.

I wish this week would have been better.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, misery happens next week...

I wish fries an mayo weren't fattening...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but that sounds disgusting.

i wish i didnt burn my eyelashes:Smokin:

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, your eyelashes crawl off your eyes and burn your butt

I wish I had some good food

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but you get mad cow from a hamburger.

I wish I was a super hero, who could fly and be invisible.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted,but nobody can see you :Smug:

I wish Therion didn't make their new shitty album

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, their new album is awesome, however their previous releases are all extremely shitty.

I wish it wasn't taking forever to get a doctor's appointment.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you find out you have a terminal illness.

i wish i didnt have to pay for gas

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you can use your own gas, but no one likes to sit next to you anymore...

I wish Lenorecomics were available in Belgium

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you forget how to speak the language.

i wish my fingers werent so damn cold.

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but your fingers fall off.

I wish I didn't have hamster hair.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted now you dont have any hair

i wish my cat wasnt so creepy when she sleeps

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but she gets creepy while awake instead.

I wish there hadn't of been two power surges tonight.