corrupt-a-wish

[Mythos Inibri]

granted your head will be zapped with a bolt of lightning instead

i wish whoever tries to fuck up this wish shall be stricken with horrible ailments one after another throughout eternity

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but vaccinations are made, and all is well. Well, except that you're a bitch.

I wish that couldn't have been easier to do.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

unfortunately it becomes easier still causing you to become overconfident in your less than minimal knowlege

i wish i could see a gorilla with a wooden leg fighting off ninjas

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it comes after you.

i wish i didnt pull a muscle

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but you broke a bone instead.

Hm. I wish I had a wish.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but your wish sucks!

i wish it would snow.

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish it was 4 hours from now.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you wish it was 4 hours ago.

i wish i wasnt too lazy to make myself some dinner

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, but the food is horrible.

I wish that I could bleach my hair effectively on my own.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it looks terrible.

i wish guacamole wasnt so fattening

 

[Hooker Joe]

Granted, it's poisonus instead.

I wish I was in San Diego.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you want to leave after you get there.

i wish my dvd player was working

 

[Deadly]

Granted, it now plays all Footloose-dvd's... only them though...

I wish I knew everything and didn't have to study...

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but your head explodes

i wish i was still asleep

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you have some freaky dreams

i wish guys didnt suck so damn much.

 

[entanglement]

granted, now they all turn heterosexuals and leave it to the females.

i wish i didn't have school today.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but hollidays no longer exist

i wish i could find a good band shirt to hide my shame

 

[entanglement]

granted, except the shirt is pink

i wish poverty in the world could vanish.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but STDs are rampant.

i wish i wasnt such a nice person

 

[entanglement]

granted, now you win the miss worldbish 2006.

i wish i hadn't lost 160gb of data on my computer.