corrupt-a-wish

[entanglement]

granted, now you find miniature furniture in every random vomit you see.

i wish i didn't have a cold..
+ a headache too

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, but now you are back to your boring life.

I wish I girls would like me.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, now fat chicks caress your thighs every chance they get.

I too wish I had more friends.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but they reek of shit and puke, so it's very hard for you to be around them.

I wish I had clothes that fit me right

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you get fat and they dont fit anymore.

i wish my stupid friends would stop getting expelled from school

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, they go to law school to become lawyers who defend convicted rapists

I wish your friends wouldn't go to law school

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, they join a gang and kill little kids and old people in drive bys

I wish it wouldn't snow

 

[entanglement]

Granted.

I wish I had less friends.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they all die.. leaving you with no one.

i wish i didnt want him

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Now he wants you.

I wish I could make more friends.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted , EDIT: I was drunk when I wrote this so I deleted it
I wish that I have a decent car.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you crash it.

i wish i didnt have hockey this weekend.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted , but now you are not going to see him.

I wish that I would be a poet in the future

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, your prose sucks ass however.

I wish I wanted him too!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, threesome.

YESSS!!!

i wish i was somewhere with sunshine or snow.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you are now on mt. everest...can you feel the grimness?

I wish my paper wasn't due tomorrow.

 

[ohiogrinder]

granted, but you get an F

I wish I was in a band

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but all the people have crippling arthritis.

I wish I didn't ahve to listen to this bullshit at work that's on the radio.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you have no job at which you listen to the radio.

i wish there wasnt a dead mouse in my hockey bag

 

[Pessimism]

Damn that sucks.