corrupt-a-wish

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but it's filthy water and you get sick from it

I wish I wasn't getting sick

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, but you find out you already have AIDS and die

i wish my neck didnt hurt

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now you don't have a neck...

I wish I knew Spanish so I didn't have to study for my exam tomorrow

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Now you study math , History etc...

I wish god never existed.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, everyone discovers morality can exist in a secular state and the world becomes quite peachy


I wish my cold was gone.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but now you have the measels

I wish people weren't so shallow

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they hate you anyway.

i wish my house didnt smell like beef uke:

 

[Pessimism]

Grated, it now smells like longbottom leaf, finest weed in all the land.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do!

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Now you dont have work, and you're bored to death.

I wish Christopher Columbus did'nt discover America

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, Leif did, as did a bunch of other lads!

I wish I could get an A on my midterm tomorrow

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, now you have to study all the time.

I wish US never existed

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but where would the rest of the world be without us????


KIDDING. we suck.

i wish the rain would stop

 

[Blacken the angel]

Granted, Now your land becomes a desert and hot as Hell

I wish I had a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but your perfect wish is misinterpreted by billions throughout history, and wars rage on in your wishes name as people vei for the title of the true understanders of there belief in the wish! Eventually all of humanities cultures will end up becoming athiwishts!





I wish I had a lot of money to buy stuff I want this Friday.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, but everything you wanted is no longer for sale

I wish i had an awesome salad with fresh un-diseased not worm infested lettuce,cherry tomatoes that are perfect in everyway and cheese that is neither off nor mouldy and if i drop it i still eat it and it tastes absolutely brilliant

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted, but some asshole puts bacon on it.

fucking bastards.

i wish i could kick the shit out of the kid who put bacon on my salad and got me sick.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you accidentally killed the kid and now are facing charges!

I wish people would lighten the hell up.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now no one takes anything seriously.

i wish i had some sticky

 

[entanglement]

granted.

nah, i'm in too good a mood today

I wish I had a pizza right now.


..*orders*

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted.

im in a good mood too.. the sun came out

i wish i didnt get up at 7 this morning