corrupt-a-wish

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

^ooooh ouch im smart enough to back up my files

on topic:

granted you lost 180gb

i wish my pasta wasnt luke warm

 

[entanglement]

my storage disk got corrupted. its the backup 160gb i lost because my brother can't hold a friggin harddrive in his hands properly.

granted, now its freezing cold and difficult to bite through.

i wish i didn't have an exam 2 days from now.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you dont graduate until 2012

i wish i had someone to go with me tomorrow night

 

[entanglement]

granted, but he gets a flu and you have to drop the idea.

i wish i could fly.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted but you get chained to the ground

i wish i was listening to Meshuggah right now

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you hate them.

i wish my computer would stop claiming to have a virus.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, it gets a virus and you dont find out until it crashes

i wish i wasnt tired

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you never sleep.

i wish i didnt have to play cello with a sore finger

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted you have to play cello with TWO sore fingers

i wish i didnt have a headache

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you have cramps

i wish my dog wasnt getting old

 

[entanglement]

Granted. He's goes reverse in the aging process and ends up inside her mother's womb again... and ultimately gets divided into two and back into his mum's ovaries and dad's left testicle.

I wish I had read more about TTLs before today's exam.

 

[Killbot]

Granted, but you read so much that you gain all the knowledge in the world. At first you enjoy being this knowledgeable, but soon the ignorance of others drives you to insanity and you are permanantly locked in solitary confinement for the fear that you will otherwise go on a killing rampage.

I wish my skin hadn't healed over this small piece of wood so that now i can't get it out without cutting myself.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

ewwwww

the small piece of wood becomes a large piece of metal.

i wish i was done with my christmas shopping

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but everyone is offended by the gifts you bought them.

I wish I had some steak

 

[entanglement]

granted, but they don't wanna be eaten and they eat you instead.

i wish... i wish she was still around.

Granted, but you read so much that you gain all the knowledge in the world. At first you enjoy being this knowledgeable, but soon the ignorance of others drives you to insanity and you are permanantly locked in solitary confinement for the fear that you will otherwise go on a killing rampage.

There was a discussion on the philosopher thread about that being the actual reason for most geniuses of the past having committed suicide.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you fight too much

i wish he would listen

 

[Killbot]

He does, but he now does nothing but listen, other than being able to listen he is in a permanent vegetative state, so you don't even know he is listening. As a result, he is merely an empty shell of a human being, only being able to hear all the worries of the world... after a short while, you think it would be the humane thing to just let him die, however the courts strict euthanasia policy ensures you receive a lifetime jail sentance. You reflect on your actions during your time in jail and become a devout Christian. Upon your eventual release, your extreme Christian beliefs and time in jail have warped your view of the world, where you are shocked to see crime and hatred all around. Having convinced yourself that eternal happiness will be awaiting you in the afterlife you attempt suicide. however, you fail to arrange the noose correctly. An intrigued neighbour happens across your failed suicide attempt and calls the ambulance. Once you have regained conciousness in hospital, you are shocked to find you can do nothing but listen, just like the man who's life you ended, only for you there is no relief, you remain in this state for the last 50 years of your life. you eventually die when a freak helicopter accident blows up the hopistal you are staying in.

I wish I would just get off the damn computer and go to sleep.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but your bed eats you.

i wish i wasnt at home right now

 

[Killbot]

granted, you're in THE MIDDLE OF A MOTHER FUCKING NUCLEAR REACTOR!

I wish I didn't support such a shitty soccer team

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you support a shitty hockey team.

i wish my nephew didnt get me sick