Dave's Hypothetical Future thread

[cookiecutter]

We should take a road trip to Dave's house, and then make a comedy movie about it which fails at the box office but becomes a cult classic ten years later.

 

[King Richard]

If I actually saw Dave in person I'd ambush him with a punch in the face, or a Bruce Lee chop to the throat. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Evil?]

@CC

I'm down.

How great would it be if a bunch of us from GMD just showed up at Dave's door one afternoon.

 

[King Richard]

That reminds of Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

 

[The Ozzman]

@CC

I'm down.

How great would it be if a bunch of us from GMD just showed up at Dave's door one afternoon.

If you guys pick me up, I'll provide the alcohol.

 

[Matt]

I'll bring the torches

 

[King Richard]

CC should drive, considering he'd have to pass through indy to get there too. I'll bring the...bitches and weed.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I'll bring the snarky comments.

 

[Evil?]

That reminds of Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

*Knock* *Knock*

UMGMD: Did you say, Quote, "dude stop the bullshit, both of us know I am easily one of the best looking guys here (not that it's saying much considering how hideous most of the board is, but whatever)."

Dave: Ya

*We kick the shit out of Dave.*

 

[cookiecutter]

Too bad I don't have my license yet. This would be awesome though.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Me and Krig will bring the knives.

 

[Evil?]

We need to rent a tour bus, and drive around the country picking everybody up. The climax of the trip would be us driving the bus into Dave's living room and piling out.

 

[cookiecutter]

I am totally down for this.

 

[The Ozzman]

I call dibs on taking his Acura TL out for a joyride first.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

We should throw 5 pound gym weights at him.

 

[Matt]

CC should drive, considering he'd have to pass through indy to get there too. I'll bring the...bitches and weed.

I'll sell your weed, take your bitches and leave you on the side of the road.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Why? King Richard is the one we get drunk and he just points at dave and says "hahaahahhha davve adn hte cokc!"

 

[Matt]

K then I'll sell weed and take his bitches then.

 

[King Richard]

I've got an endless supply of bitches and weed brohemian. ROAD TRIP!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

No, you are spoiled because you expect your parents to make a nice comfy life for you and you feel they deserve nothing in return. How about raising you? Doesn't that deserve a little respect?

wow, you're a dumbass. If my dad made 200 grand a year (which is at this point more of a question of when, not if, as he received another 10 grand check today), I would still work 30 - 40 hours a week as I am not some piece of shit spoiled rich kid who expects to be taken care off.

Not to mention I love making money and love not depending on anybody to give me money.