Dave's Hypothetical Future thread

[Ender Rises]

While you guys have fun at the turrets I'll be in the copilot's chair.

 

[Evil?]

It should be known that I will be driving this bus!

 

[Ender Rises]

It's a bus now?

 

[genocide roach]

What the hell do you need money for, anyway, when you're living at home? Beer and whores?

food mostly. that and concerts/cds. but i didnt exactly get "lunch money", nor did my parents give me money to eat when i worked.

and when the only reason your mother take money is because theyre impulse spenders, its not cool. my father and i are the only people in the family who can actually manage money.
~gR~

 

[Evil?]

It's a bus now?

It always was a bus!!!

Read the last few pages son.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

uh parents should be able to make enough without depending on their 17 year old child for help with food and bills.

Your parents should have had a abortion.

 

[Ender Rises]

Oh. I saw yacht up there and thought it was a yacht.

Fuck copilot, I'm the dude on top who jumps onto his car and shoots a window out and makes him crash.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

So what are we going to listen to on this bus?

 

[Ender Rises]

That's a good question.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I'll be in control of that.

I have good faith that your music collection is extensive enough to please everyone.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I want to chop his balls off.

 

[Ender Rises]

I call shotgun. Blast to the face, that is.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I'll be in control of that.

But of course.

 

[mutantllama]

I call sniper rifle!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

As long as we're choosing weapons, I choose the Master Sword, which is the blade of evil's bane.

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh. I saw yacht up there and thought it was a yacht.

Fuck copilot, I'm the dude on top who jumps onto his car and shoots a window out and makes him crash.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

who is going to bring the bitches for the party?

 

[The Ozzman]

who is going to bring the bitches for the party?

Not you. You'll bring the muscular bitches.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

weren't we talking about a while ago that I REALLY dislike bodybuilding females? I'm not even a fan of fitness models. Women should have mostly "soft" bodies.

seriously, somebody better bring the bitches, I hate sausage fests.

 

[Matt]

As long as we're choosing weapons, I choose the Master Sword, which is the blade of evil's bane.

Well, I'm gonna bring a hammer so I can say, while entering in epic fashion,
"Behold, the hammer of might"