Dave's Hypothetical Future thread

[Ender Rises]

No, actually this thread IS for Dave to take seriously so he doesn't feel the urge to post all the crap he would post here everywhere else. It's like a litter box. And Dave is like a cat. He shits in this box instead of all over the house. Of course we all want to just kick him outside, but mom (Deron) says he's a house cat, so we have to keep him around the house.

A winnar is you.

 

[Satanstoenail]

If you like, I can post pics of my dad's $120,000 contract that he signed with a company in chicago, not sure if my dad would approve but I can try.

lol.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

these are the only pics I can post, the rest has far too much important information to be posted on the internet. It's about a 20 page contract

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/214/img2541ae3.jpg
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3884/img2543yt6.jpg

now will you faggots shut up?

 

[cookiecutter]

LIES that says 112,000

 

[Ender Rises]

LIES he typed it.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

LIES that says 112,000

I am sorry I was 8,000 off

112,000 in 6 months was a rather nice sum, Last time I checked

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

LIES he typed it.

you're a dumbass, I have the 20 page contract in my hands right now.

 

[Ender Rises]

I'm just fuckin with you dude.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

this house should just be a temporary thing anyways

only a matter of time till we move to a $1,000,000+ house

Life is good

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

you're a dumbass, I have the 20 page contract in my hands right now.

I'll only believe it when you post your Fathers SS# and your sisters bra size.

 

[cookiecutter]

And pics of your sister

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

ROFLMFAO!

sorry guys I can't post anything else. The other pages have too much important info on them (my dad's name, address, his company name etc...).

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Ok well then give us the information on your sister.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

how the fuck do you fags know about my sister?

 

[cookiecutter]

We are outside your house right now.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

how the fuck do you fags know about my sister?

Because you've mentioned her? On numerous occasions? In this thead? I don't know.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

man this is so fucking weird

I am so used to being extremely conservative with my money but now, money is pretty much nothing. LOL I spend 100 dollars like most people spend 5 or 10 dollars, it's just unbelievable .

life is weird as hell now because I don't ever have to worry about money anymore. I don't even know what stress is, everything is so picture perfect. I can spend my time enjoying life now instead of worrying about fucking bills and payments!

oh yea, my entire college education is going to be payed off entirely by my parents, my dad may end up buying me a corvette/mustang saleen my birthday next february.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I actually, honest to God, no shit, laughed out loud at that post.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

life is just bizarre when money no longer becomes an issue at all. It's this absolute freedom that is so great, I cannot even describe it. It's the ability to do absolutely anything I want anytime I want without even the slighest real concern of any kind.

I'm just astounded by how great everything is.

 

[cookiecutter]

Working within your little fantasy here, if you should have learned anything from your brief moment in extreme poverty before you made it to wealth, it is that money can be gained and lost very quickly, and that working out your life plan on the current situation is foolish.