Dave's Hypothetical Future thread

[Hell Awaits Us All]

this is my goal in 5-10 years

god I can't wait to start bulking, I think I am going to start in september

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Notice that he looks very alone and very poor.

 

[The Ozzman]

and TIACN doesn't disappoint!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Notice that he looks very alone

 

[Matt]

Well I doubt you'll ever be in that situation

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Well, in the rest of those photos, it looks like the lady is lying there with a disappointed look on her face, while he's sitting there looking slightly ashamed. That's not completely out of the question for Dave!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

it looks like the lady is lying there with a disappointed look on her face, while he's sitting there looking slightly ashamed.

he probably can't get it up due to all the roids he's abused

I'll get to that size without steroids though.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

In that second photo, the guy looks very ashamed, and the girl looks very dead.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

In that second photo, the guy looks very ashamed, and the girl looks very dead.

http://forum.mesomorphosis.com/bodybuilding-forum/pictures-life-ifbb-pro-134245365.html

frank is a fucking monster, exactly my goal but with much smaller forearms (his forearms are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big).

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

the girl probably saw his teenie weenie expecting a big one because he had big muscles

But anyways... correct me if I'm wrong... But didn't Dave tell us originally he worked at GNC and that he was making only $15,000 ... now all of a sudden he is making $30,000? ... sorry but in retail they don't double your salary for a cashier/clerk... if your lucky you'll get a .25 raise

 

[cookiecutter]

Why do you desire to look freakish?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Why do you desire to look freakish?

I dunno

the girl probably saw his teenie weenie expecting a big one because he had big muscles

But anyways... correct me if I'm wrong... But didn't Dave tell us originally he worked at GNC and that he was making only $15,000 ... now all of a sudden he is making $30,000? ... sorry but in retail they don't double your salary for a cashier/clerk... if your lucky you'll get a .25 raise

that 15,000 mark was when my base salary was 6.50. It's been raised to 7.50 (minimum wage in illinois is 7.50)

I am also a much better salesman than I originally thought I would be.

I figured I would be making 14-18 dollars a day on commission, instead I am making 40 - 50 everyday.

there is also the chance that I may become assistant manager which is 8.50 an hour + higher pecentage commission

all in all, I should make between 26 - 32 thousand over the next 12 months depending on how many hours I can get every week.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

If I had to guess, I'd say that poor girl suffered death by crushing.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

He spent all his booze money on her, for only two minutes of euphoria, an unexpected pregnancy, and a life of dodged child support payments.

 

[Ender Rises]

I think they're supposed to be artsy. They fail though.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

rabid, you are a lot more clever than people here give you credit for.

 

[zoidberg]

i second that!