Dave's Hypothetical Future thread

[Ender Rises]

Thirded.

 

[zoidberg]

this isnt a contest ender







... fourthed

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

this is what my goal is

A)phil heath
B)Stan McQuay
C)Frank McGrath
D)John hanson
E)Ahmad haidar

I will be ecstatic if I can get close to any of those 5.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Then the closest you'll ever be to estatic is when you shuffle your feet on your slum arpartment floor before putting on ripped polyester pants and picking up your unemployment insurance check on the way to the bar.

 

[Hubster]

Having bigger tits than your gf is not a good thing.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Having bigger tits than your gf is not a good thing.

Not if he wants to make enough workin' those corners downtown...

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[Hell Awaits Us All]

Having bigger tits than your gf is not a good thing.

what's wrong with having massive pecks?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I just love you Dave.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I love you too


(slightly homo)

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

(Totally homo), how I like it

 

[genocide roach]

what's wrong with having massive pecks?

you know what they say. "the larger the breasts, the smaller the brain"
~gR~

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

tell this guy you think he has no brains

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

lee looks like somebody who would kill you if you said anything to him

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, i dont need to say it allowed, its pretty obvious. but ok, i'll tell him, and then he'll get mad. and then i'll tell him he looks a little pudgy around the waist, and he'll start to cry and run to the gym. its kinda like a jedi mind trick with you gym nuts
~gR~

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

yeah, i dont need to say it allowed, its pretty obvious. but ok, i'll tell him, and then he'll get mad. and then i'll tell him he looks a little pudgy around the waist, and he'll start to cry and run to the gym. its kinda like a jedi mind trick with you gym nuts
~gR~

lee has like a 26 inch waist

 

[genocide roach]

youre gay for knowing his waist size
~gR~

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

damn, I forgot the (no homo)

 

[genocide roach]

for shame
~gR~

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

lee's 2 forearms combined are 10 inches bigger than his waist

isn't that fucking nuts?

 

[genocide roach]

he must jerk off ALOT

(no homo)
~gR~