Try Jack and Coke's instead.
People who show up at my house empty handed get shown the door.
Yes, and I usually spend the majority of the time thinking about how I want to kill everybody there. Parties are usually shit, unless most of the people there aren't mediocre, which is usually not the case.
Unless they give head. Then they get all the booze they want.I once had some girls show up at my house and get genuinely offended because I wouldn't give them my beer. I fucking hate when attractive women expect the world to be handed to them.
Ah I forgot you were a youngan. Try growing a huge beard then, the Arabian at the liquor store will confuse you as one of his own.
edit @ Zeph
Jack Daniels is garbage.
Maker's Mark is much better
explain
I like the taste of Maker's Mark better. I think it is much smoother than Jack Daniels. It's why I like Ketel One better than most other vodkas (because of how smooth it is).
This is pretty much how I am. My brother is a huge social butterfly and has parties at his house at least every weekend, and sometime's during the week as well. He always creates a facebook event for them too and even reminds me about everything via AIM and phone, but I just don't like parties that much. Something about a bunch of people who I don't know acting more drunk than they are just kind of turns me off. I also don't like the taste of alcohol and I'm confident enough that I can talk to girls without drinking first.you are...some people don't like parties, and you're making us feel like losers.
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Three months is about one semester of college, which is what I thought he meant to begin with.Thats how many I went to in three months! If I am being an asshole, I shall stop now.
My new thing has been concerts from local bands in basements.
I once had some girls show up at my house and get genuinely offended because I wouldn't give them my beer. I fucking hate when attractive women expect the world to be handed to them.