Well, I knew you weren't serious about the poserdom part
I've long since stopped caring. But you clearly were serious about me making an unapt connection.
Anyway, this pretty much sucks. The production is awful, missing a lot of power it could have, sounds really lifeless and compressed. The songwriting is actually kind of cool, but not "doom"y. There are too many weird, abrupt changes in tempo and "gothic" flourishes bother me a lot. To me, this seems like "false doom". I think this is probably a really bold claim, obviously; but it seriously sounds like Swallow The Sun-esque melodramatic boring crap and not actually powerful, sorrowful, emotional, gripping doom (a good contrast is definitely the newest Fall of the Idols, which is amazing at evoking this feeling in me). Sure, the production is shiny, the cover art is nice (actually what got me to blind buy it, plus all the hype they got), the performances are all spot on and tight...but I feel like it seriously misses feeling and proper execution in order to be "doom." That's my take anyway.
edit: I've heard from various people (mainly the Swedes) that their old stuff is rawer and generally better, so maybe I'll check it out some time. As it is, though, there's almost no drive for me to care.