Dorian you Faggot, get in here!!!

[Crimson Velvet]

You're pretty arrogant for a fucking nurse, you know that?

 

[Krilons Resa]

hahahahahaha

 

[Demilich]

When I was a kid, I always thought it was lame when my friends' dads were nurses.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I was joking about the painkillers. Whenever I say something stupid just realize that I am joking. When I say something brilliant, that's the real me.

Now school teachers, wet nurses, Mr. Fit4Life, I fucked up my lumbar doing a set of squats. Normally I do these on a smith machine for this very God damn reason, fuck the stabilizing aspect of it all, I lean towards safety. Well I was unable to attend the house of hardcore one fateful evening last monday and decided to use my newly purchased multi press rack which is similiar to a power cage, but not quite.Well the God damn hooks wedge the fucking bar in to place, causing you to wiggle like man is robot while fucking a Tila Nguyen cardboard cut out to get the bar off the rack and on to your shoulders. The weight was fucking light too, shit fucking kerplerk klunk fuck! I'm in some serious shit here.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm thirsty.

 

[dorian gray]

This is not good, dude.

 

[dorian gray]

I mean, related the the lumbar thing, not the thirsty thing.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Should I just have it checked out!??! Fuck it I'm calling a doctor.


Dorian do you do house calls?!?! Brb, going to get something to drink! I yearn for a glass of tamarindo.

 

[dorian gray]

I'm drunk right now. Hoegaaaarrrrrden

 

[dorian gray]

BTW, my lumbar is FUCKED UP but my doc couldnt find anything on xray so he said not to worry about it right now. If it gets worse, an MRI would be in order (to the tune of about $1000) to see where the tissue damage is. He said to stretch out alot but I don't. About twice a year, I'm in such pain that I'm doubled over and can't really walk or move at all for that matter.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dorian, it doesn't hurt when I lay down. Only if I sit for prolonged periods of time, or walk for a couple minutes.

About twice a year, I'm in such pain that I'm doubled over and can't really walk or move at all for that matter.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud.

 

[dorian gray]

Yep. I would just have to find a position that didnt cause severe pain and stay like that. It sucked when I couldn't find one.

 

[Demilich]

Well the God damn hooks wedge the fucking bar in to place, causing you to wiggle like man is robot while fucking a Tila Nguyen cardboard cut out

THIS is good!

 

[Krilons Resa]

doctors dont know wtf they are talking about when it comes to the spine.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm hoping it's just a mild strain and will go away. I may do some stretching techniques after my Profanity like posting session.

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol

 

[Nico]

No one's talking to you, school teacher

You're pretty arrogant for a fucking nurse, you know that?

 

[Reign in Acai]

God damnit! My back is starting to feel well enough that I would feel guilty if I called off. Why couldn't this pain continue at an unbearable rate!?!??!


Why?!?!?

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Reign in Acai]

I have a pinch nerve in the back of my right shoulder. Any suggestions aside from NSAIDs and rest?