I was joking about the painkillers. Whenever I say something stupid just realize that I am joking. When I say something brilliant, that's the real me.
Now school teachers, wet nurses, Mr. Fit4Life, I fucked up my lumbar doing a set of squats. Normally I do these on a smith machine for this very God damn reason, fuck the stabilizing aspect of it all, I lean towards safety. Well I was unable to attend the house of hardcore one fateful evening last monday and decided to use my newly purchased multi press rack which is similiar to a power cage, but not quite.Well the God damn hooks wedge the fucking bar in to place, causing you to wiggle like man is robot while fucking a Tila Nguyen cardboard cut out to get the bar off the rack and on to your shoulders. The weight was fucking light too, shit fucking kerplerk klunk fuck! I'm in some serious shit here.