Dragonheart was such a disappointing movie.

[shivering corpse]

Could have been cool.
But it tried too hard to be the type of movie that will become a cult classic in a few years.
You can't do those things on purpose.

 

[ms. anthrope]

a "cult classic?" seriously? i think it's way too cutesy for that...

 

[spawn]

I nearly kicked in my television when he killed the dragon at the end. THE DRAGON WAS HIS BEST FRIEND! I was so pissed.

 

[ms. anthrope]

I nearly kicked in my television when he killed the dragon at the end. THE DRAGON WAS HIS BEST FRIEND! I was so pissed.

which goes to show the true nature of "human beings" . trust NO ONE.

 

[spawn]

If I was the dragon I would have burned them all and eaten them. Its even worse that he TOLD them to kill him... AND THEY DID. None of it was even his fault! That little bastard King was evil, not the dragon.

But anyway, im getting all upset again

 

[ms. anthrope]

awww... now you're gettin' me all misty. please stop!

if my memory serves me right... wasn't the dragon's voice sean connery?

 

[spawn]

Yep, thats the one

 

[ms. anthrope]

i really like sean connery... so i would prolly cry. i saw parts of the movie, but i think i'll go rent it out of curiousity.

 

[spawn]

I didnt cry, im too metal for that. I just had something in my eye.

 

[ms. anthrope]

I didnt cry, im too metal for that. I just had something in my eye.

you are too "precious." get it??? !!!

 

[spawn]

Ive been wondering for ages what that meant, and I finally got it! You mean as in precious metal right? Wow that didnt take me long. Lucky I got it, after all, I dont want to look stupid...