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Don Corleone said:
dude, im sorry but your story got a few chuckles out of me. im quite sure it was a horrible experience for you, but hearing it, it was funny lol...the way your friend was walking up and down hahhaa

No problem. It was an absurd experience, and we laugh about it ourselves.

Here's another fun time that I can vaguely recall:

A night of heavy drinking. Actually more like an entire day dedicated to drinking. I can't remember how much I had, but I eventually fell into the wall and bumped my head. I started feeling dizzy and decided to lie down on the floor. I guess I passed out and woke up to a dark room an hour or so later. Here's where the fun begins.

I swear on my moms life that I heard voices. Sounded like 3 men. They knocked on the door, telling me that they were American soldiers. I became confused. Then they told me, using my name (I am important to phanton men), that there was a bomb in the apartment and I was to evacuate the building immediately. The only thing I rememeber after that was calling my friend (the same one who paced up and down the stairs) from a pay phone to tell him that there was a bomb in his apartment. Somehow, in my grand hallucination, I had neglected to alert him to this act of "terror",leaving him behind to be blown to bits by some imaginary bomb. I don't know how I got to the pay phone. I must have blacked out and driven there. How comforting.

To make a long story short, he laughed at me, told my girlfriend about the it a few days later and she called me a retard. The end.

And on that note, I am off to the pub.
 
do u have such experiences with alcohol that the amount of drinking "needed" varies? I mean, in my dark teens i could drink a whole bottle of 40% stuff and now i pretty much easily get drunk after one beer. Is it cos my livers fucked? when i had some years of sober period around being 20, i was back again to heavy drinkin but i didnt enjoy it much then and now for many years i dont like it at all. makes me more sad and feeling sick and that. And it really depends on the type of drink as well. A beer is OK, a wine rather makes me funny, stronger ones makes me puke, long drinks are fine to a party and tequila makes me happy if i stop drinkin in time. strange..

with weed i only once had a real blackout that was scary.. i was out of my body and was afraid i cant get back to real world ever so i wrote notes to people about me still being there and asking to wait for me... though i liked it after all cos it showed me more of the world than what we see, a bit of nirvana. but this shit is also very different every time and i dont really know which is which, i like ones that make ppl laugh. the worse is white widow, i only know that one cos it made me vomit and last time to feel sad and wasted.
hehe.. do you like those kinds of "talks" when people sit around for hours having a chat like this:
- err.. and then. .. what? err..
(20min lag)
- yes, what was it? oh, the car, it went .. err..
-what car?
-err.. car? what car?!
(40min lag)
-so.. yes.
-yes.

:D
 
Don Corleone said:
where o where dammit? hehe i know it's really funny

ladies, this is what he calls *funny* oh well :)
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Orchith said:
:)my nick has nothing to do with Opeth. in fact, i don't like them too much. it's rather shortened and changed form of "Black Orchid".

good. you can be my friend then :wave:
 
okay you lot. you can know it. i might try some spacecake once, since that isnt 'unhealthy'. I'm curious like. urr :eek:
 
Mariner said:
okay you lot. you can know it. i might try some spacecake once, since that isnt 'unhealthy'. I'm curious like. urr :eek:
at this annual house party we have overhere, i usually bake one. and this girl right, curious as well. "hmm, i ate one the other minute, didnt work yet, let's have another slice!" an hour and 4 slices later: :puke: :puke: :puke:
 
hey be careful!

i would go to a coffee shop thats licensed and i would ask for a 'light' one...
 
ít's nicer to make one yerself. strange thing, as Hollands like the country of coffeeshops, i never encountered one as selling spacecakes.
spaceshakes, yeah, cakes no.
 
toolsofthetrade said:
ít's nicer to make one yerself. strange thing, as Hollands like the country of coffeeshops, i never encountered one as selling spacecakes.
spaceshakes, yeah, cakes no.

well ive read somewhere that they do have cakes... :erk:
 
I hope the nice police officers in your countries don't read this thread. It's pretty easy to sort who you are and depending on what kind of country you live you might find your sorry arses in jail. Or then they come to share a joint. Or probably they have something more important to do. Have fun.
 
they couldnt give a duck's ass mate. they just don't. and they especially dont come round to check yer oven.
the other day they came up checking whether the stash of rubbish downstairs was ours. "yes" i replied. "did u buzz the service to pick it up?" -"yups, u check it". so they did - "sorted."
the place was set blue with weed smoke as a cpl of me friends were over. not a word about it.
 
Ah Ive had cakes from coffeeshops like. I couldnt do it anymore though. I remember making truffles a few years back and everyone was properly off it :D I was at the pub and me mates dad came and sat with me, talking about The Who and that. Dunno how I kept me head together hehe..
 
toolsofthetrade said:
they couldnt give a duck's ass mate. they just don't. and they especially dont come round to check yer oven.
the other day they came up checking whether the stash of rubbish downstairs was ours. "yes" i replied. "did u buzz the service to pick it up?" -"yups, u check it". so they did - "sorted."
the place was set blue with weed smoke as a cpl of me friends were over. not a word about it.
Weed really isn't problem but there seems to be people who have done all the catalog. If I had I wouldn't type it here because I'm on security police's list anyway. If some nasty shit happens and someone mentions you it's too easy to check out whether there is evidence or not. It's very unlikely but the satisfaction of telling how drugs supposedly rulz isn't worth the minimal risk.