dudes. wtf?

[minxnim]

like, i'm out for a week and some a-hole in HR went and told someone what is wrong with me!?!?!? and now everyone is staring at me
my boss is like 'we'll sue!' and she even took the day off to think about it. i'm like the office oddity now. i'm getting all these 'knowing' glances from all the sensitive ponytail jerk offs here.

in better news, my b.f. is currently painting the kitchen MELONEY for me. it's like an orangey color and i love it. and while i am in RI this weekend robina is going to bunnysit freddy! he's getting his nails done for the occasion.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

that sounds like my orange sherbert bedroom! awesome.

ok so someone in HR is going to be gutted.

 

[xfer]

why RI? easter festivities? is robina going to take freddy out to lay eggs for children in the park?

 

[minxnim]

robina actually has to protect freddy because bitches are all on his jock because he delivers all that chocolate and shit.

as for the HR person, DEAD MEAT.

anyway, it's my niece's 1st birthday on sat. and we're having a party for her, and then a rager afterward and my sister's metal band is going to attempt to play after a year of pregnancy and not practicing.