EPIC QUESTIONNAIRE THREAD

[CiG]

Just a bit of random fun.

Tall, short or average:
Fat, thin or average:
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc):
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed:
Preferred gaming machine:
DVD, bluray or digital:
Favourite 5 video games:
Favourite author:
Favourite book/book series (fiction):
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction):
Favourite documentary film:
Favourite director:
Favourite film/film series:
Favourite action film/film series:
Favourite comedy film/film series:
Favourite science fiction film/film series:
Favourite fantasy film/film series:
Favourite horror film/film series:
Favourite war film/film series:
Favourite drama/romance film/film series:
Favourite crime film/film series:
Favourite animated film/film series:
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories:
Favourite film composer:
Practical effects or CGI:
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes):
Favourite graphic novel illustrator:
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series:
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits:
Preferred beer brand:
Favourite non-animated television series:
Favourite animated television series:
Favourite book-to-film adaptation:
Place you want to visit the most before you die:
Song you want played at your funeral:
Favourite pop album:
Favourite hard rock album:
Favourite folk album:
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album:
Favourite heavy metal album:
Favourite doom metal album:
Favourite punk album:
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album:
Favourite electronic album:
Favourite thrash metal album:
Favourite death metal album:
Favourite black metal album:
Favourite power metal album:
Favourite NWOBHM album:
Favourite psychedelic album:
Favourite blues album:
Favourite jazz album:
Favourite "epic" metal album:
Favourite hip hop album:
Favourite metalcore album:
Favourite sludge album:
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories:
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event:
Favourite meal you can cook yourself:
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself:
Favourite metal album from Norway:
Favourite metal album from Sweden:
Favourite metal album from Finland:
Favourite metal album from Netherlands:
Favourite metal album from Germany:
Favourite metal album from Russia:
Favourite metal album from Australia:
Favourite metal album from New Zealand:
Favourite metal album from Canada:
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which:
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink:
Favourite 5 album covers:
Favourite accent to hear:
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read:
Favourite dinosaur:
Favourite kaiju:
Dream job as a child:
Digimon or Pokémon:
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers:
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe:
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat:
Preferred sport:
Least preferred sport:
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk:
Preferred cut of meat and which animal:
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo:
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose:
You have Friday off from work, what do you do:
Favourite 5 guitarists:
Favourite 5 male vocalists:
Favourite 5 female vocalists:
Favourite 5 bassists:
Favourite 5 drummers:
Night owl or early bird:
Vinyl, tape, CD or digital:
Preferred footwear:
Preferred hat wear:
Favourite album released the year you were born:
Favourite wrestler:
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are:
Skeletor or Shredder:
What are you drinking and/or eating right now:
Favourite episode of The Simpsons:
Favourite episode of South Park:
Favourite episode of Seinfeld:
Right-wing or left-wing:
Classical feminism or modern feminism:
Conservative or progressive:
Libertarian or socialist:
Anarchist or communist:
Left-handed or right-handed:
Theist or atheist:
Pro-religion or anti-religion:
Cat or dog:
Rural or urban:
Your ideal vehicle is:
Favourite album by Bob Dylan:
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones:
Favourite album by The Beatles:
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin:
Favourite album by Black Sabbath:
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival:
Favourite album by The Doors:
Before work ritual is:
After work ritual is:
Band you like with the most consistent discography:
Band you like with the most inconsistent discography:
Director you like with the most consistent filmography:
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography:
Favourite child actor:
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be:

 

[Onder]

Just a bit of random fun.

Tall, short or average: Kinda average.
Fat, thin or average: Thin
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): Nazi lesbian party
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: I do like meat but I eat everything, really.
Preferred gaming machine: PC
DVD, bluray or digital: digital
Favourite 5 video games: Some GTA I suppose, some racing games I used to play. Not into gaming anymore.
Favourite author: My dick
Favourite book/book series (fiction): I don't read shit like that
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): Something about tropical trees or crops.
Favourite documentary film: Something by Herzog
Favourite director: Herzog
Favourite film/film series: Something by Herzog
Favourite action film/film series: dude like I don't know
Favourite comedy film/film series: Touch of Cloth is good
Favourite science fiction film/film series: I liked District 9 and shit like that but probably Space Odyssey
Favourite fantasy film/film series: I don't watch that crap
Favourite horror film/film series: something old and silly
Favourite war film/film series: I barely watch anything war-related
Favourite drama/romance film/film series: No romance plox
Favourite crime film/film series: Touch of Cloth was good
Favourite animated film/film series: I don't know
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: your mom's anal porn video
Favourite film composer: Herzog
Practical effects or CGI: What?
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): I like the French girl Melanie Laurent. with penis there's Clint Eastwood and Forest Whitaker and Klaus Kinski
Favourite graphic novel illustrator: wot
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: ?
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: I don't
Preferred beer brand: I do like Raven out of the small czech ones. I like Orval from Belgium and like 100 more brands so this would be a long talk
Favourite non-animated television series: Twin Peaks
Favourite animated television series: Rick and Morty
Favourite book-to-film adaptation: This is annoying
Place you want to visit the most before you die: Your mom
Song you want played at your funeral: something by Angelo Badalamenti or German Requiem by Brahms
Favourite pop album: No
Favourite hard rock album: No
Favourite folk album: czech album nobody knows
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: no
Favourite heavy metal album: Crystal Logic or something.
Favourite doom metal album: something by RevBiz maybe?
Favourite punk album: czech, you don't know it
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: Ugh, I would have to think about this, maybe Squash Bowels or something
Favourite electronic album: no
Favourite thrash metal album: hmmmm Reign In Blood?
Favourite death metal album: too many
Favourite black metal album: too many
Favourite power metal album: no
Favourite NWOBHM album: no
Favourite psychedelic album: no
Favourite blues album: no
Favourite jazz album: a lot of them
Favourite "epic" metal album: no
Favourite hip hop album: no
Favourite metalcore album: no
Favourite sludge album: no
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: your mom
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event: always German Requiem, with Karajan or Giulini?
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: well probably some meat with dumplings
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: I don't know.
Favourite metal album from Norway: This is tedious, wow.
Favourite metal album from Sweden:
Favourite metal album from Finland:
Favourite metal album from Netherlands:
Favourite metal album from Germany:
Favourite metal album from Russia:
Favourite metal album from Australia:
Favourite metal album from New Zealand:
Favourite metal album from Canada:
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: I always wanted to learn french but I never could
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink: vodka and ice, some citruses
Favourite 5 album covers: please don't
Favourite accent to hear: english
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: none
Favourite dinosaur: the big ones with small brains
Favourite kaiju: what is that?
Dream job as a child: I don't remember
Digimon or Pokémon: I like Oddish
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers: None of those
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe: NO
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat: NO
Preferred sport: 8-ball counts right? I like to run
Least preferred sport: There are some pretty stupid sports like golf
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: cold milk
Preferred cut of meat and which animal: COW FLESH
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: jeans
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: kinda normal
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: get drunk and not remember what I did the next day
Favourite 5 guitarists: I don't really fetishize guitar players
Favourite 5 male vocalists: no
Favourite 5 female vocalists: when they're sexy and not off-tune
Favourite 5 bassists: no
Favourite 5 drummers: no I don't give a fuck about drummers really
Night owl or early bird: early bird
Vinyl, tape, CD or digital: digital.
Preferred footwear: wtf, shoes
Preferred hat wear: STRICTLY NONE
Favourite album released the year you were born: Don't remember, some death metal release from 1990 probably
Favourite wrestler: ???
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are: Arizmenda, Dead Kennedys, Morbosidad, Cultes Des Ghoules, Blasphemy, Justin Bieber
Skeletor or Shredder: ???
What are you drinking and/or eating right now: Fondling my balls
Favourite episode of The Simpsons: I find The Simpsons very overrated
Favourite episode of South Park: I like the recent seasons where the episodes are connected with several storylines
Favourite episode of Seinfeld: No.
Right-wing or left-wing: RIGHT WING ARYAN DRUGS AND SEX
Classical feminism or modern feminism: ?
Conservative or progressive: ?
Libertarian or socialist: Libertarian
Anarchist or communist: None
Left-handed or right-handed: Right
Theist or atheist: Atheist
Pro-religion or anti-religion: Against nonsense
Cat or dog: Neither
Rural or urban: Urban
Your ideal vehicle is: something nice
Favourite album by Bob Dylan: No
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones: no
Favourite album by The Beatles: no
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin: no
Favourite album by Black Sabbath: the first one
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival: no
Favourite album by The Doors: no
Before work ritual is: jerking off
After work ritual is: getting drunk
Band you like with the most consistent discography: TEH CHAMS
Band you like with the most inconsistent discography: there are many
Director you like with the most consistent filmography: Herzog
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: I don't know
Favourite child actor: you pig
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: BIG BALLS SAGGY SACK CUM TORPEDO

 

[Onder]

I actually really like the Big Balls Saggy Sack Cum Torpedo name so here is a script for a porn movie:

Title: BIG BALLS SAGGY SACK CUM TORPEDO MASTURBATES IN A BABY

Scene: Old Chevrolet cruising some hispanic neighborhood. It's a sunny day. Big Balls Saggy Sack is wearing stupid sunglasses and a shirt with torn sleeves and a 69 number in the front. He's doing weird stuff with his tongue as he's cruising the neighborhood. There are cum stains on his shorts.
Big Balls: "I really want to fuck something small today".
Cameraman: "Yeah man, like, a tight pussy right?"
Big Balls: "No like a small child."
Cameraman: "Dude, like, you can't do that."
Big Balls: "Shut the fuck up."

Car continues cruising the neighborhood. There's a young girl on the sidewalk, she's wearing a skirt that literally ends above her waist so she looks like a strangled caterpillar. She's skinny and like 12 years old yet she already developed cellulitis and she's deepthroating a lollipop. Her sunglasses have nipples and she's looking through those nipples. There's menstrual blood coming down her thighs which is probably the first time but she doesn't give a shit.

Car slows down and the window rolls down.
Big Balls: "Hey babe, what's your name?"
Henrietta Pubiclouse: "Henrietta Pubiclouse. Wanna fuck?"
Cameraman: "Dude, stop."
Big Balls: "How old are you you filthy Pubiclouse?"

Camera zooms on her mouth. Henrietta keeps the lollipop in her mouth and you can see she's missing several teeth, as she says..
Henrietta Pubiclouse: "Eighteen".
Cameraman: "Bullshit":
Big Balls: "Shut the fuck up".
Henrietta Pubiclouse: "I never wash my pussy".
Big Balls: "That's very good you should never wash your pussy. Can I see your pussy?"

Henrietta gets in the car. Cut.

They're in a room with stuffed teddy bears and colorful paint and double dildos lying around.
Big Balls: "Where's your boyfriend?"
Henrietta: "My boyfriend is 60 years old and has a vagina. You don't have to worry about him."
Big Balls: "Would you like to see muh dick."
Henrietta: "I want it inside of me."

Cut, huge saggy ballsack over the entire screen. IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL. Big Saggy Ball Sack tries to get in Henrietta's dirty hole but there's something in the way. Blood. He got hurt. His ballsack is ripped.

Big Balls: "What the fuck you adolescent bitch, you ripped my monster sack!!! I'LL FUCKING MASTURBATE IN YOU".
Cameraman: "Dude."
Henrietta: "Oh yeah I didn't tell you about the roots."
Cameraman: "Dude."
Big Balls: "What fucking roots??"
Cameraman: "Dude, there are roots coming out of her pussy, like if a tree was growing inside of her."

Camera zooms on her crotch, there are indeed two poplar roots growing out of her pussy.

Big Balls: "I have never seen a girl this young, already growing a tree inside her pussy."
Cameraman: "Well I have never,....."
Big Balls: "Shut the fuck up."
He calms his voice.
Big Balls: "Henrietta, we need to pull that poplar out of your pussy otherwise you will grow foliage out of your mouth, and I quite simply can't fuck you like this."
Henrietta: "No, it will hurt! I don't want it to hurt."
Big Balls: "It's important, I need to fuck you and there's a tree in the way".

Both camera guy and Big Balls Saggy Sack get a nice grip each of one root. They pull and pull. They put all of their force into it and slowly the tree starts coming out. It's a big boy. Good four feet tall already. A lot of blood starts to come out as Henrietta screams in pain and the tree was strongly rooted inside of her pussy. A lot of screaming.

Cut.

Tree: "Why did you kill my host."
Cameraman: "Dude."
Tree: "Why did you pull me out of my host. It was perfect camouflage."
Cameraman: "Dude."
Big Balls: "Shut the fuck up."
Cameraman: "The tree is alive, and the girl is dead."

Short dramatic pause.

Big Balls: "I have to fuck this tree in the butt."

Titles.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Can you eliminate like 50 of the questions. I mean there's epic and then there's EPIC.

 

[CiG]

Tall, short or average: average, 6'0" thereabouts.

Fat, thin or average: fat, beer gut for life.

Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): independent, right-libertarian.

Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: balanced, former vegan.

Preferred gaming machine: handheld consoles in general.

DVD, bluray or digital: DVDs.

Favourite 5 video games: Metal Slug, Final Fantasy IX, Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night, Star Wars Battlefront 2004, StarCraft, Abe's Odyssey.

Favourite author: hard to go with just one, Robert E. Howard, J.R.R. Tolkien, Christopher & Peter Hitchens, Thomas Sowell, Milton Friedman, Walter Williams, Camille Paglia, Dinesh D'Souza, Jody Bottum, David Starkey, Douglas Murray, Clive Barker.

Favourite book/book series (fiction): The Hobbit, but for a series selection, William King's Slayer series.

Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): The Abolition Of Britain.

Favourite documentary film: Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan, or Kurosawa: A Documentary.

Favourite director: Takeshi Kitano or Cecil B. DeMille.

Favourite film/film series: the original Clash Of The Titans.

Favourite action film/film series: First Blood.

Favourite comedy film/film series: Animal House, or the Monty Python films.

Favourite science fiction film/film series: Alien.

Favourite fantasy film/film series: I've already mentioned Clash Of The Titans so I'll name my second favourite, Conan The Barbarian.

Favourite horror film/film series: Bad Taste.

Favourite war film/film series: Apocalypse Now, if it counts.

Favourite drama/romance film/film series: Doctor Zhivago.

Favourite crime film/film series: The Godfather II.

Favourite animated film/film series: Akira.

Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: Tetsuo.

Favourite film composer: Joe Hisaishi, or James Horner, just based on the sheer amount of cool soundtracks he's done, but none of his soundtracks are in my top favourites on their own.

Practical effects or CGI: Practical. (hail Harryhausen!)

Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlton Heston, Clint Eastwood, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino.

Favourite graphic novel illustrator: Katsuhiro Otoro or Tim Sale.

Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: Akira.

Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: watermelon, red apples, seedless grapes, mango and oranges.

Preferred beer brand: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Sapporo, Budweiser, Asahi and Victoria Bitter.

Favourite non-animated television series: Married... With Children.

Favourite animated television series: South Park.

Favourite book-to-film adaptation: Ben-Hur.

Place you want to visit the most before you die: Pretty much just all of Australia that isn't a city, but beyond that, the Old Ephraim memorial in Utah comes to mind.

Song you want played at your funeral: "I'm A Rover" by The Dubliners.

Favourite pop album: The Sound Of White by Missy Higgins.

Favourite hard rock album: Jerusalem by Jerusalem.

Favourite folk album: Elemental by Loreena McKennitt.

Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: Argus by Wishbone Ash or Trespass by Genesis.

Favourite heavy metal album: Friends Of Hell by Witchfinder General.

Favourite doom metal album: The Will Of The Gods Is Great Power by Scald or if that's not orthodox enough, Saint Vitus by Saint Vitus.

Favourite punk album: The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees, or How Could Hell Be Any Worse? by Bad Religion.

Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: Ultimo Mondo Cannibale by Impetigo.

Favourite electronic album: Dauði Baldrs by Burzum.

Favourite thrash metal album: Hell Awaits by Slayer.

Favourite death metal album: Shitfun by Autopsy or Norwegian Trash by Lobotomized.

Favourite black metal album: Tol Cormpt Norz Norz Norz by Impaled Nazarene or Under The Sign Of The Black Mark by Bathory for something more orthodox.

Favourite power metal album: Hail To England by Manowar.

Favourite NWOBHM album: Angel Witch by Angel Witch.

Favourite psychedelic album: Easter Everywhere by The 13th Floor Elevators.

Favourite blues album: Future Blues by Canned Heat.

Favourite jazz album: Mingus Dynasty by Charles Mingus, or Out Of The Blue by Mackenzie Theory.

Favourite "epic" metal album: Hammerheart by Bathory.

Favourite hip hop album: Operation Doomsday by MF DOOM.

Favourite metalcore album: Destroy The Machines by Earth Crisis.

Favourite sludge album: Come To Grief by Grief.

Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: More Moondog by Moondog.

Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event: Off The Wall by Fat Larry's Band for a party, A Drop Of The Hard Stuff by The Dubliners for a card game night and Bette Midler (1973) by Bette Midler for something classy.

Favourite meal you can cook yourself: Sweet potato/pumpkin/red potato bake.

Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: Vegan curries in general.

Favourite metal album from Norway: The Origins Of Misery by Lamented Souls.

Favourite metal album from Sweden: Hammerheart by Bathory.

Favourite metal album from Finland: In The Rectory Of The Bizarre Reverend by Reverend Bizarre.

Favourite metal album from Netherlands: Deeds Of Prowess by Valkyrie, I don't care if it's a demo reissued with extra tracks. It's fucking Godly!

Favourite metal album from Germany: Foregone by Mirror Of Deception, or Destinies Of War by Attack.

Favourite metal album from Russia: The Will Of The Gods Is Great Power by Scald.

Favourite metal album from Australia: Infernal Wizardry by The Wizar'd.

Favourite metal album from New Zealand: Oil by Meth Drinker, or Dead Weight by Open Tomb.

Favourite metal album from Canada: Dimension Hatröss by Voïvod.

Favourite metal album from Greece: The Hell Patrol by Omega.

Favourite metal album from Italy: Resound The Horn by DoomSword.

If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: I already speak a little Gaelic, but I'd like to be fluent.

Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink: grapefruit, watermelon, kale, peach and rum.

Favourite 5 album covers: Sign Of The Hammer by Manowar, Under The Sign Of The Black Mark by Bathory, King Of The Dead by Cirith Ungol, Blood On Ice by Bathory and Argus by Wishbone Ash.

Favourite accent to hear: Irish.

Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: The Hobbit.

Favourite dinosaur: just because it's so massive, Argentinosaurus.

Favourite kaiju: Hedorah or Destoroyah.

Dream job as a child: bush ranger or illustrator.

Digimon or Pokémon: Digimon had some great RPGs, like World 2003, but Pokémon has remained a consistent interest by comparison.

Masters Of The Universe or Transformers: Masters Of The Universe.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe: G.I. Joe.

Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat: Street Fighter.

Preferred sport: basketball.

Least preferred sport: tennis, netball, all that poncy garbage.

Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: raw oats with almond milk.

Preferred cut of meat and which animal: I like a good pink snapper fillet, or whole.

Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: corduroy > jeans > khaki > sweatpants > cargo.

^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: normal but closer to tight than loose.

You have Friday off from work, what do you do: I'd probably get up early, have breakfast then pack some food, have a shower and go bushwalking somewhere local until lunchtime, then I'd read a book under a big tree if I can find one, then go home at about 2:30, pick my lad up and take him yabbie catching or fishing, teach him some more about what you can and can't eat off of the land, take him home for dinner, then I'd eat dinner myself. Afterwards a night run and maybe play some music and stay out late because I don't usually work Saturday. Then go home, read more and have some glasses of gin and grapefruit juice. Maybe some shots of vodka. Get loaded, watch Conan The Barbarian. Crash.

Favourite 5 guitarists: Tony Iommi, Dave Chandler, Mike Scalzi, John Perez and Glenn Tipton.

Favourite 5 male vocalists: Mark Shelton, Mike Scalzi, Sami Hynninen, Quorthon and Agyl.

Favourite 5 female vocalists: Caroline Wilson, Sandy Denny, Rickie Lee Jones, Aretha Franklin and Hope Sandoval.

Favourite 5 bassists: Geddy Lee, Geezer Butler, Cliff Burton, Chaz Netherwood and Leif Edling.

Favourite 5 drummers: Fenriz, Philthy Animal, Chris Reifert, Don Brewer and Bill Ward.

Night owl or early bird: night owl.

Vinyl, tape, CD or digital: tape > CD > vinyl > digital.

Preferred footwear: Dr. Marten boots, wellingtons.

Preferred hat wear: random bucket hat, nothing flashy, just for outdoors. Beret maybe. Beanie if it's cold.

Favourite album released the year you were born: Black Death by Brocas Helm, Mournful Cries by Saint Vitus, In Battle There Is No Law by Bolt Thrower or Dimension Hatröss by Voïvod, I can't decide.

Favourite wrestler: Ric Flair, Macho Man Randy Savage and Rhyno.

You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are: I already have a jacket that needs patches, I'd grab a Cirith Ungol patch, Scald patch, Manilla Road patch, Solstice (U.K.) patch, Mirror Of Deception patch and a Count Raven patch.

Skeletor or Shredder: Skeletor.

What are you drinking and/or eating right now: pineapple and coconut soda.

Favourite episode of The Simpsons: Homer's Odyssey, it's been sometime since I've watched any.

Favourite episode of South Park: probably The Losing Edge. "I thought this was 'murica?"

Favourite episode of Seinfeld: hard question, probably The Fusilli Jerry.

Right-wing or left-wing: right-wing.

Classical feminism or modern feminism: classical feminism.

Conservative or progressive: conservative.

Libertarian or socialist: libertarian.

Anarchist or communist: anarchist.

Left-handed or right-handed: right-handed.

Theist or atheist: atheist.

Pro-religion or anti-religion: pro-religion.

Cat or dog: neither, but if I must choose, cat. They leave you alone.

Rural or urban: rural.

Your ideal vehicle is: rapevan or an old bicycle.

Favourite album by Bob Dylan: Nashville Skyline.

Favourite album by The Rolling Stones: Exile On Main St.

Favourite album by The Beatles: Let It Be.

Favourite album by Led Zeppelin: IV.

Favourite album by Black Sabbath: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bayou Country.

Favourite album by The Doors: L.A. Woman.

Before work ritual is: breakfast, morning run, shower.

After work ritual is: I don't really have one. Maybe just some beers.

Band you like with the most consistent discography: Saint Vitus or Darkthrone.

Band you like with the most inconsistent discography: Impaled Nazarene.

Director you like with the most consistent filmography: Takeshi Kitano.

Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: Ridley Scott.

Favourite child actor: Macaulay Culkin!

If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: "The Lickher Baron."

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Just a bit of random fun.

Tall, short or average:
Fat, thin or average:
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc):
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed:
Preferred gaming machine:
DVD, bluray or digital:
Favourite 5 video games:
Favourite author:
Favourite book/book series (fiction):
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction):
Favourite documentary film:
Favourite director:
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Favourite action film/film series:
Favourite comedy film/film series:
Favourite science fiction film/film series:
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Favourite drama/romance film/film series:
Favourite crime film/film series:
Favourite animated film/film series:
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories:
Favourite film composer:
Practical effects or CGI:
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes):
Favourite graphic novel illustrator:
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series:
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits:
Preferred beer brand:
Favourite non-animated television series:
Favourite animated television series:
Favourite book-to-film adaptation:
Place you want to visit the most before you die:
Song you want played at your funeral:
Favourite pop album:
Favourite hard rock album:
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Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album:
Favourite heavy metal album:
Favourite doom metal album:
Favourite punk album:
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album:
Favourite electronic album:
Favourite thrash metal album:
Favourite death metal album:
Favourite black metal album:
Favourite power metal album:
Favourite NWOBHM album:
Favourite psychedelic album:
Favourite blues album:
Favourite jazz album:
Favourite "epic" metal album:
Favourite hip hop album:
Favourite metalcore album:
Favourite sludge album:
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories:
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event:
Favourite meal you can cook yourself:
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself:
Favourite metal album from Norway:
Favourite metal album from Sweden:
Favourite metal album from Finland:
Favourite metal album from Netherlands:
Favourite metal album from Germany:
Favourite metal album from Russia:
Favourite metal album from Australia:
Favourite metal album from New Zealand:
Favourite metal album from Canada:
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which:
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink:
Favourite 5 album covers:
Favourite accent to hear:
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read:
Favourite dinosaur:
Favourite kaiju:
Dream job as a child:
Digimon or Pokémon:
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers:
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe:
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat:
Preferred sport:
Least preferred sport:
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk:
Preferred cut of meat and which animal:
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo:
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose:
You have Friday off from work, what do you do:
Favourite 5 guitarists:
Favourite 5 male vocalists:
Favourite 5 female vocalists:
Favourite 5 bassists:
Favourite 5 drummers:
Night owl or early bird:
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which:
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink:
Favourite 5 album covers:
Favourite accent to hear:
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read:
Favourite dinosaur:
Favourite kaiju:
Dream job as a child:
Digimon or Pokémon:
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers:
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe:
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat:
Preferred sport:
Least preferred sport:
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk:
Preferred cut of meat and which animal:
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo:
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose:
You have Friday off from work, what do you do:
Favourite album released the year you were born:
Favourite wrestler:
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are:
Skeletor or Shredder:
What are you drinking and/or eating right now:
Favourite episode of The Simpsons:
Favourite episode of South Park:
Favourite episode of Seinfeld:
Right-wing or left-wing:
Classical feminism or modern feminism:
Conservative or progressive:
Libertarian or socialist:
Anarchist or communist:
Left-handed or right-handed:
Theist or atheist:
Pro-religion or anti-religion:
Cat or dog:
Rural or urban:
Your ideal vehicle is:
Favourite album by Bob Dylan:
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones:
Favourite album by The Beatles:
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin:
Favourite album by Black Sabbath:
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival:
Favourite album by The Doors:
Before work ritual is:
After work ritual is:
Band you like with the most consistent discography:
Band you like with the most inconsistent discography:
Director you like with the most consistent filmography:
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography:
Favourite child actor:
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be:

*Favorite.

No way I'm doing all of these, I don't even like movies. I'll give you the abbreviated version with either the things I'm interested in or ones in which the answers come straight to mind.

Tall, short or average: Average, perhaps slightly above.
Fat, thin or average: Very thin.
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): Tax and spend, free trade democrat.
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: Balanced.
Preferred gaming machine: PC
DVD, bluray or digital: Digital
Favourite 5 video games: Fallout, Mass Effect
Favourite author: Dostoyevsky
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: Pineapple, Strawberry, Cantaloupe, Kiwi, Blueberry
Preferred beer brand: Weihenstephaner
Favourite non-animated television series: Breaking Bad
Favourite animated television series: South Park
Place you want to visit the most before you die: The Stratosphere
Favourite pop album: Tears for Fears - The Hurting
Favourite heavy metal album: Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Favourite punk album: Dead Kennedys - In God We Trust, Inc.
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: Carcass - Symphonies of Sickness
Favourite electronic album: Krafterwerk - The Man-Machine
Favourite thrash metal album: Slayer - Reign in Blood
Favourite death metal album: Autopsy - Mental Funeral
Favourite black metal album: Emperor - Anthems to the Welkins at Dusk
Favourite power metal album: Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth
Favourite blues album: SRV - Texas Flood
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: Tough, either goulash, gumbo, or doro wat.
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: Sushi
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: I'm learning German now and will be learning French later, so, Latin?
Favourite accent to hear: French
Dream job as a child: NFL Runningback
Digimon or Pokémon: Pokemon
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers: Transformers
Preferred sport: American Football
Least preferred sport: Baseball
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: Fruity Pebbles and whole Milk
Preferred cut of meat and which animal: A good, marbled Ribeye, cow
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: Jeans
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: Tight
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: Play guitar and read.
Right-wing or left-wing: Left
Classical feminism or modern feminism: Modern, excluding the perpetual victim via language movement.
Conservative or progressive: Progressive
Libertarian or socialist: Socialist
Anarchist or communist: Statist
Left-handed or right-handed: Right-handed
Theist or atheist: Atheist
Pro-religion or anti-religion: Anti
Cat or dog: Neither
Rural or urban: Urban
Your ideal vehicle is: Hard-top convertible roadster

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Here, I answered all your questions, I only skipped a few.

Tall, short or average: Average or tall depending on where in the world I guess.
Fat, thin or average: Average
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): Leftist kinda but mostly undecided/apathetic
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: I'll eat anything
Preferred gaming machine: PC
DVD, bluray or digital: -
Favourite 5 video games: F-Zero X, the XCOM reboots, Morrowind, Deus Ex, Telltale's The Walking Dead games
Favourite author: Glen Cook? idk there isn't one I'll read anything by
Favourite book/book series (fiction): The Black Company (first three books mainly)
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): Don't read that much non-fiction but I did enjoy Tom Holland's pop history books
Favourite director: Haven't watched a lot of movies in the last several years but I used to really like Cronenberg
Favourite film/film series: Synecdoche, New York
Favourite action film/film series: Machete
Favourite comedy film/film series: Visitor Q
Favourite science fiction film/film series: -
Favourite fantasy film/film series: -
Favourite horror film/film series: Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Favourite war film/film series: Ran
Favourite drama/romance film/film series: -
Favourite crime film/film series: Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Favourite animated film/film series: Ghost in the Shell
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: -
Favourite film composer: Angelo Badalamenti
Practical effects or CGI: practical
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): Walton Goggins, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Norio Wakamoto
Favourite graphic novel illustrator: -
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: The Walking Dead
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: -
Preferred beer brand: -
Favourite non-animated television series: Twin Peaks
Favourite animated television series: Legend of Galactic Heroes
Favourite book-to-film adaptation: -
Place you want to visit the most before you die: -
Song you want played at your funeral: Hell Awaits
Favourite pop album: -
Favourite hard rock album: -
Favourite folk album: -
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: already did this in the metal favorites thread, not doing this again
Favourite heavy metal album: -
Favourite doom metal album: -
Favourite punk album: -
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: -
Favourite electronic album: Solar Fields - Movements
Favourite thrash metal album: -
Favourite death metal album: -
Favourite black metal album: -
Favourite power metal album: -
Favourite NWOBHM album: -
Favourite psychedelic album: -
Favourite blues album: -
Favourite jazz album: -
Favourite "epic" metal album: -
Favourite hip hop album: -
Favourite metalcore album: -
Favourite sludge album: -
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: '
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event: -
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: chickpeas & tuna
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: -
Favourite metal album from Norway: -
Favourite metal album from Sweden: -
Favourite metal album from Finland: -
Favourite metal album from Netherlands: -
Favourite metal album from Germany: -
Favourite metal album from Russia: -
Favourite metal album from Australia: -
Favourite metal album from New Zealand: -
Favourite metal album from Canada: -
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: Mandarin
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink: -
Favourite 5 album covers: -
Favourite accent to hear: Scottish
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: Dune
Favourite dinosaur: -
Favourite kaiju: -
Dream job as a child: -
Digimon or Pokémon: -
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers: -
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe: -
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat: -
Preferred sport: table tennis
Least preferred sport: -
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: -
Preferred cut of meat and which animal: -
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: sweatpants
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: loose
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: video games
Favourite 5 guitarists: adramelch guy
Favourite 5 male vocalists: adramelch guy
Favourite 5 female vocalists: adramelch guy
Favourite 5 bassists: -
Favourite 5 drummers: -
Night owl or early bird: night owl
Vinyl, tape, CD or digital: vinyl
Preferred footwear: none
Preferred hat wear: none
Favourite album released the year you were born: -
Favourite wrestler: -
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are: -
Skeletor or Shredder: -
What are you drinking and/or eating right now: -
Favourite episode of The Simpsons: Homer the Great
Favourite episode of South Park: -
Favourite episode of Seinfeld: -
Right-wing or left-wing: chicken-wing
Classical feminism or modern feminism: ?
Conservative or progressive: progressive
Libertarian or socialist: socialist
Anarchist or communist: -
Left-handed or right-handed: right-handed
Theist or atheist: atheist
Pro-religion or anti-religion: anti-religion
Cat or dog: dog
Rural or urban: reluctantly rural
Your ideal vehicle is: the turtle from jojo pt. 5
Favourite album by Bob Dylan: -
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones: -
Favourite album by The Beatles: -
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin: -
Favourite album by Black Sabbath: Vol. 4
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival: -
Favourite album by The Doors: Strange Days
Before work ritual is: -
After work ritual is: -
Band you like with the most consistent discography: The Chasm
Band you like with the most inconsistent discography: -
Director you like with the most consistent filmography: -
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: Takashi Miike
Favourite child actor: -
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: Steve Menhir

 

[CiG]

Your ideal vehicle is: the turtle from jojo pt. 5

 

[no country for old wainds]

skipped through some i either couldn't answer or felt like i'd answered recently. added a couple of movie genres (western, silent).

Tall, short or average: average. maybe short these days, everyone is giant now
Fat, thin or average: thinish
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): monster raving loony party
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: shitloads of pringles
Preferred gaming machine: i'm a sony man
DVD, bluray or digital: bluray but i'm not anal about it. also i love grain.
Favourite 5 video games: mgs, ff7, the last express, annals of rome, super metroid. actually i could easily include the walking dead right now
Favourite author: erikson really but i'll say stephen donaldson, as i love everything he's ever done
Favourite book/book series (fiction): malazan book of the fallen
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): not sure anymore. i mostly read non-fiction books about movies these days
Favourite documentary film: there are so many major ones i haven't seen. lately i loved 'the act of killing' and 'into eternity'
Favourite director: the director with my highest rating average on criticker currently is altman, surprisingly.
Favourite film/film series: synecdoche new york
Favourite action film/film series: southern comfort, north by northwest, total recall
Favourite comedy film/film series: chaplin and keaton. TV tends to destroy cinema in terms of actually making me laugh though.
Favourite science fiction film/film series: the fly
Favourite fantasy film/film series: where the wild things are
Favourite horror film/film series: mulholland drive, perfect blue, the thing, the texas chainsaw massacre
Favourite war film/film series: ran or apocalypse now
Favourite romance film/film series: two lovers, romancing in thin air, love exposure, all the real girls, minnie & moskowitz
Favourite drama film/film series: keane, margaret, the son, dogville, love streams
Favourite crime film/film series: to live & die in LA, the long goodbye, inherent vice, the man who wasn't there, badlands, rear window
Favourite animated film/film series: perfect blue
Favourite western film/film series: my darling clementine, mccabe & mrs miller,
Favourite silent film/film series: modern times, the last laugh, menilmontant
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: vertigo, naked, aguirre
Favourite film composer: angelo
Practical effects or CGI: jurassic motherfucking park
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): nic cage, p.s. hoffman, kinski, laura dern, sissy spacek
Favourite graphic novel illustrator: not sure, ask me again in a few years
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: still a noob but i love BLACK HOLE.
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: watermelon, figs, pear, figs, watermelon
Preferred beer brand: can't remember the names of the best ones i've had but i used to drink a lot of hobgoblin. whisky man these days.
Favourite non-animated television series: twin peaks
Favourite animated television series: elfen lied! or space ghost c2c and the two you mention below for comedy.
Favourite book-to-film adaptation: if we're talking a book i've actually read, probably cronenberg's cosmopolis.
Place you want to visit the most before you die: i'd like to tour the USA
Song you want played at your funeral: vu - i'm set free (although i'd rather not have one, fuck funerals)
Favourite pop album: vespertine
Favourite hard rock album: in trance
Favourite folk album: hark! the village wait
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: not sure actually, something by wishbone ash mayhaps
Favourite heavy metal album: king of the dead
Favourite doom metal album: watching from a distance
Favourite punk album: assuming post-punk counts, pornography
Favourite electronic album: amber
Favourite thrash metal album: hell awaits
Favourite death metal album: the red in the sky is ours/deathcult
Favourite black metal album: far away from the sun
Favourite power metal album: ample destruction
Favourite NWOBHM album: court in the act
Favourite psychedelic album: mad river - s/t
Favourite blues album: not sure but my fav blues song is geeshie wiley's 'last kind words blues'
Favourite jazz album: a love supreme, of the handful i've really tried
Favourite "epic" metal album: into glory ride
Favourite hip hop album: exploring it more atm but i have an attachment to aesop rock's 'skelethon', hipster choice though it may be
Favourite sludge album: harvey milk - a small turn of human kindness
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: the umbersun
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: easy pasta dishes
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: hard pasta dishes
Favourite accent to hear: texan followed by irish
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: the gap series again
Favourite dinosaur: raptors always
Favourite kaiju: bless you
Dream job as a child: palaeontologist funnily enough
Digimon or Pokémon: digimon i suppose. fanboy of both to a point.
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat: mortal kombat
Preferred sport: boxing
Least preferred sport: usually middle class shit like horse racing, rugby, cricket etc
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: cinnamon toast crunch, semi skimmed
Preferred cut of meat and which animal: pork, dk. yeah, i’m a total food philistine lol
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: nothing. literally fuck all.
Night owl or early bird: night owl to the max
Favourite album released the year you were born: irae melanox
Favourite wrestler: paul bearer lmao
Favourite episode of The Simpsons: you only move twice
Favourite episode of South Park: scott tenorman must die or casa bonita or basically any when cartman has some horrifying devious scheme and owns everybody. just had a thought: @Vegard Pompey should watch ‘good times with weapons’
Left-handed or right-handed: left handed
Theist or atheist: atheist
Pro-religion or anti-religion: neither really anymore
Cat or dog: dog
Rural or urban: suburban
Your ideal vehicle is: one that doesn’t break down
Favourite album by Bob Dylan: highway 61
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones: between the buttons
Favourite album by The Beatles: with the beatles
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin: iv
Favourite album by Black Sabbath: vol 4
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival: i’ve only heard two but liked both
Favourite album by The Doors: s/t just over ‘morrison hotel’. need to revisit ‘la woman’ tho, it's the only one i'm not hugely familiar with
Before work ritual is: i barely have one, i leave like 30 mins after waking up
After work ritual is: sit at computer for several hours, sleep, repeat
Band you like with the most consistent discography: the chasm do come to mind tbh
Director you like with the most consistent filmography: probably paul thomas anderson actually
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: probs someone like eastwood or fincher?
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: keith the niggerfucker

 

[Phylactery]

Had a laugh at the Paul Bearer answer! Obvs the best answer.

Didn't know you were into wrestling CIG but Rhyno is a surprising answer. Definitely underrated. The Gore is the shit.

My answer would be something totally predictable like The Undertaker.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: keith the niggerfucker

So, you'd fuck yourself? After all:

Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: watermelon, figs, pear, figs, watermelon

You like watermelon so much you included it twice.

 

[no country for old wainds]

thats racist dude, don't be racist

actually my favourite wrestler is the boogeyman

 

[no country for old wainds]

actually my favourite wrestler may in fact be rikishi fatu. god, how can one franchise contain so many superlative athletes

 

[Phylactery]

Wtf lol, The Boogeyman was awful!

Rikishi was involved in one of the best storylines ever where he ran over Stone Cold and they eventually figured out it was him because the seat in the car that did it was pushed so far back to accommodate his massive girth or some shit.

Nothing, however, will beat the Kane HHH storyline in which HHH accuses him of killing some girl called Katie Vick and having sex with her corpse. It culminates in this amazing video:

 

[Baroque]

Tall, short or average: Tall
Fat, thin or average: Average
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): Moderate/liberal/it's complicated
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: balanced
Preferred gaming machine: PC
DVD, bluray or digital: Digital
Favourite 5 video games: Baldur's gate, Zelda: link to the past, final fantasy 6, chrono trigger, civilization v
Favourite author: Tolkien
Favourite book/book series (fiction): ASOIAF
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): complete works of Socrates
Favourite documentary film: planet earth
Favourite director: Spielberg
Favourite film/film series: the good the bad and the ugly
Favourite action film/film series: 007
Favourite comedy film/film series: Hot rod
Favourite science fiction film/film series: Star Trek
Favourite fantasy film/film series: lotr
Favourite horror film/film series:
Favourite war film/film series:
Favourite drama/romance film/film series:
Favourite crime film/film series: Dirty Harry
Favourite animated film/film series:
Favourite film that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: I'm honestly not big on movies
Favourite film composer: morricone
Practical effects or CGI: don't care
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): Matt Damon, tom cruise, Tom hanks, Clint Eastwood, will Ferrell
Favourite graphic novel illustrator: Miura
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: Berserk
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: watermelon, honeydew, blueberry, strawberry, pineapple
Preferred beer brand: Ritual
Favourite non-animated television series: mythbusters
Favourite animated television series: cowboy bebop
Favourite book-to-film adaptation: the Martian
Place you want to visit the most before you die: Greece
Song you want played at your funeral: Beethoven symphony no 9, the entire thing
Favourite pop album: Michael Jackson - invincible
Favourite hard rock album: AC/DC Back in black
Favourite folk album: ???
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: shit. Ummm let's say dream theater images and words for old times sake. But 20 other albums could go here
Favourite heavy metal album: sabbath bloody sabbath
Favourite doom metal album: trouble - s/t
Favourite punk album: ???
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: Ghoul Splatterthrash
Favourite electronic album: daft punk - ram
Favourite thrash metal album: antidote - the truth
Favourite death metal album: death - sound of perseverance
Favourite black metal album: Windir - 1184
Favourite power metal album: symphony X - v
Favourite NWOBHM album: Motörhead - overkill
Favourite psychedelic album: ozric tentacles - erpland or strangeitude
Favourite blues album:
Favourite jazz album: Coltrane - giant steps
Favourite "epic" metal album:
Favourite hip hop album: does rage against the machine count?
Favourite metalcore album:
Favourite sludge album:
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories: pink Floyd - dark side of the moon
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event: sublime
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: Thai red curry
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: sushi
Favourite metal album from Norway: Windir - 1184
Favourite metal album from Sweden: in flames - the jester race
Favourite metal album from Finland: antidote - the truth
Favourite metal album from Netherlands: pestilence - spheres
Favourite metal album from Germany: Kreator - Coma of Souls
Favourite metal album from Russia: Aspid - extravasation
Favourite metal album from Australia: ne Obliviscaris - portal of i
Favourite metal album from New Zealand: ???
Favourite metal album from Canada: Entropy - E3
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: Swedish
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink: strawberries, blueberries, bananas, raspberries, vanilla bean ice cream
Favourite 5 album covers: rust in peace, trapped in perdition, outer isolation, terminal redux, divine wings of tragedy
Favourite accent to hear: Australian
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: dance of dragons
Favourite dinosaur: T- Rex, duh
Favourite kaiju: wtf is that?
Dream job as a child: Astronomer
Digimon or Pokémon: Pokemon no contest
Masters Of The Universe or Transformers: transformers
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles or G.I. Joe: gi joe
Street Fighter or Mortal Combat: street fighter
Preferred sport: nfl
Least preferred sport: golf
Preferred cereal and what kind of milk: honey bunches of oats with almonds, 2%
Preferred cut of meat and which animal: beef tri tip cooked medium or salmon raw
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: jeans
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: normal
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: try to have sex. If not, play games drink and listen to metal
Favourite 5 guitarists: John Williams, joe pass, Michael Romeo, Eddie van halen, joe satriani
Favourite 5 male vocalists: Michael jackson, Freddie Mercury
Favourite 5 female vocalists: Ella Fitzgerald, Adele
Favourite 5 bassists: cliff burton, Lemmy
Favourite 5 drummers: Pete Webber, Lombardo
Night owl or early bird: night owl
Vinyl, tape, CD or digital: cd and digital
Preferred footwear: sandals or vans
Preferred hat wear: none please
Favourite album released the year you were born: screaming for vengeance
Favourite wrestler: hulk hogan?
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are: Exmortus, Vektor, Warbringer, fueled by fire, havok, megadeth
Skeletor or Shredder: skeletor
What are you drinking and/or eating right now: nothing
Favourite episode of The Simpsons: ??? Haven't seen one in years. Bartman?
Favourite episode of South Park: Mormonism
Favourite episode of Seinfeld: how can one choose
Right-wing or left-wing: leftish
Classical feminism or modern feminism: ??? Let other people figure it out
Conservative or progressive: progressive
Libertarian or socialist: a little of both
Anarchist or communist: neither
Left-handed or right-handed: right
Theist or atheist: theist
Pro-religion or anti-religion: it's good for some people, not for me
Cat or dog: neither
Rural or urban: suburban
Your ideal vehicle is: a newer Subaru Forester than mine
Favourite album by Bob Dylan: none, yuck
Favourite album by The Rolling Stones: same
Favourite album by The Beatles: oh idk, sgt peppers
Favourite album by Led Zeppelin: iv
Favourite album by Black Sabbath: sabbath bloody sabbath
Favourite album by Creedence Clearwater Revival: ???
Favourite album by The Doors: s/t
Before work ritual is: the usual, shower eat take vitamins get dressed
After work ritual is: listen to metal and clear my head
Band you like with the most consistent discography: Death
Band you like with the most inconsistent discography: antidote
Director you like with the most consistent filmography: Spielberg
Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: shyamalan
Favourite child actor: haley joel osment
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: Rychyrd Styffyrd

 

[CiG]

@no country for old wainds had a good fucking chuckle.

Song you want played at your funeral: Beethoven symphony no 9, the entire thing

Fuck.

Director you like with the most inconsistent filmography: shyamalan

Ain't that the truth. His new one doesn't do much to change my mind either.

 

[no country for old wainds]

good shout. i mean i don't 'like' him but he's got plenty of ability as a director. i still haven't seen 'the village', need to rectify that sometime.

 

[Internally Deformed]

The Happening is underrated.

 

[LOUD METAL]

Tall, short or average: 5'11. Tall I guess?
Fat, thin or average: Thin.
Describe yourself politically (eg party, ideology etc): Left-wing authoritarian.
Balanced diet, vegan, vegetarian or meat obsessed: I like to think it's balanced. I eat a lot of sweets though...
Preferred gaming machine: PC.
DVD, bluray or digital: Laserdisc!
Favourite 5 video games: War Thunder, WoT, Black Desert Online, WoWs, Armored Warfare
Favourite author: Stephen King
Favourite book/book series (fiction): Alice in Wonderland
Favourite book/book series (non-fiction): the Burn Journal
Favourite documentary film: Waiting for Superman
[snip -- I don't watch a lot of movies/TV]
Practical effects or CGI: Fake gore, I guess. Or just gore in general.
Favourite 5 actors (both sexes): I still don't watch a lot of TV.
Favourite graphic novel illustrator: I don't really read graphic novels either. My favourite illustrator would be John Tenniel though.
Favourite graphic novel/manga/series: See above.
Make your fruit salad by choosing 5 fruits: All of the fruits! Except maybe tomato because that only goes well in vegetable salads.
Preferred beer brand: I'm allergic to alcohol ):
[snip -- same reason as before]
Place you want to visit the most before you die: Chernobyl
Song you want played at your funeral: South of Heaven
Favourite pop album: Q: Are We Not Men by Devo
Favourite hard rock album: Overkill by Motorhead
Favourite folk album: I don't really listen to folk.
Favourite progressive (metal or rock) album: Not sure... Can't decide what's prog metal and what isn't.
Favourite heavy metal album:
Favourite doom metal album: I don't know a lot of doom metal.
Favourite punk album: Undisputed Attitude by Slayer. Though I like a metric shit ton of other punk albums equally.
Favourite grindcore (subgenres included) album: Full of Hell // Code Orange Kids split
Favourite electronic album: Fucking labels. Fuck this shit.
Favourite thrash metal album:
Favourite death metal album:
Favourite black metal album:
Favourite power metal album:
Favourite NWOBHM album:
Favourite psychedelic album:
Favourite blues album:
Favourite jazz album:
Favourite "epic" metal album:
Favourite hip hop album:
Favourite metalcore album:
Favourite sludge album:
Favourite album that doesn't fit neatly into any of these categories:
Choose 1 album to play from start to end during a special event: It depends on the event, really.
Favourite meal you can cook yourself: You mean, without burning? Cold cereal.
Favourite meal you cannot cook yourself: Salmon, I guess.
[snip -- I'm a noob doesn't read up enough on the bands they like so I'm not sure how to answer these.]
If you could learn a new language and speak it fluently, which: French. Or Russian. I'm pretty indecisive.
Choose 5 ingredients to use in a blender while making a drink: Ice, yogurt, bananas, blueberries, and a little bit of vanilla extract.
Favourite 5 album covers: I can't decide.
Favourite accent to hear: British accents are cute.
Last book you read that you know you'll re-read: I don't read books after I've read them once.
Favourite dinosaur: Ur mum.
Favourite kaiju: ?
Dream job as a child: I'm still a child.
[snip -- I'm lame]
Preferred sport: Hockey.
Least preferred sport: Golf. Though that's not really a sport, now, is it?
Jeans, corduroy, khaki, sweatpants or cargo: Jeans.
^Tight, loose, normal or very loose: Tight.
You have Friday off from work, what do you do: Sleep.
Favourite 5 guitarists: Jeff Hannemen, Wurzel, Adrian Smith,
Favourite 5 male vocalists: Bruce Dickinson, Lemmy, a few others I can't remember the names of.
Favourite 5 female vocalists: Reba Meyers, uh...
Favourite 5 bassists: Lemmy
Favourite 5 drummers: Lombardo
Night owl or early bird: Night owl.
Vinyl, tape, CD or digital: Vinyl.
Preferred footwear: Skate shoes.
Preferred hat wear: Nothing.
Favourite album released the year you were born: God Hates Us All by Slayer
Favourite wrestler: Nah.
You're given a free jacket and asked to choose 6 patches to put on it, they are: T.O.T.H. panther, SLAYER logo, Bad Religion logo, the War Pig, Unsilent Death back patch, and an Adventures patch.
Skeletor or Shredder: Skeletor.
What are you drinking and/or eating right now: Painkillers for my headache
Right-wing or left-wing: Lefty.
Classical feminism or modern feminism: Durr, plant.
Conservative or progressive: Progressive.
Libertarian or socialist: Socialist.
Anarchist or communist: Communist.
Left-handed or right-handed: Right.
Theist or atheist: I don't care about religion.
Pro-religion or anti-religion: ^
Cat or dog: Cat.
Rural or urban: Depends on the area and the time of year.
Your ideal vehicle is: One where I'm sitting shotgun.
If you were a pornstar, your stage name would be: Kitty Cunt. It's been a joke going around with my friends for a while and I'm not sure how it started.


I tried but I couldn't answer a lot of them. Bleh.

 

[CiG]

Btw, the reason so many of the questions are odd is because I C+P'd someone's questionnaire on facebook and then added music and cinema questions.

Undisputed Attitude by Slayer.

So random.