Sorry, he's right...Florida sucks balls. Hurricanes, stiffling hot summers, no scenery to speak of...unless you like palm trees, and most people in this state are 70 years old. And talking trash about Swedish women? Have you ever seen some of the babes that come out of that area?!
Hey bud, just returning fire. And, for the record, I LIKE it hot! FUCK the cold, fuck shoveling snow and fuck having to wear 30 lbs of clothing just to keep from freezing your balls off for six months out of the year! And sure, there are plenty of hot Swedish babes, you just don't get to see much of 'em in thongs on the beach in December over there, do ya? "Scenery"?! Have you ever actually
been to the beach?! I'm not sure exactly what kind of Ansel Adams moment you're trying to capture, but that's pretty much "scenery" enough for me!
Man, do you guys ever live in the wrong part of the state! All the old, retired fucking northerners live south of Orlando. Here around the Daytona/Jacksonville area the ratio is normal to better-than-average. Oh yeah, speaking of hurricanes, due to the layout of the state and the flow of the jetstream, we haven't suffered anything worse than a glancing blow from a hurricane here in 42 years! And I fucking LOVE palm trees! I guess I just dig being outside a lot more than you guys do.
Hey, to each his own, I suppose... but I do have to offer you the same question I offer all of my other transplanted/grass-is-always-greener friends who incessantly bitch about the heat, hurricanes, etc.; if it sucks so bad here compared to the
vastly superior northeast

, A.) Why do you live here, and B.) why the hell is everyone else from up there still moving down here in record numbers? (I never have gotten much of an answer on that one, so don't feel too bad if you don't have one, either...) The biggest problem I see with this state is that it won't put a moratorium on all new development required to support the insane influx of (mostly) either full-on transplant or "snowbird" northerners. The state's infrastructure has already been woefully overtaxed by the ludicrous number of people apparently overwhelmed by the desire to "suck balls" by moving to Florida on a daily basis, and shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon, "recession" be damned.
That said, see ya in O-Town on the 21st!

